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  • 536 (2024)
  • Short | 27 min | Short, Comedy, History
536 (2024)
Short | 27 min | Short, Comedy, History
Hag horror meets grotesque mukbang in Ireland circa 536 AD (referred to by medieval scholars as "the worst year to be alive") in this psycho-biddy period piece about three paganesses, a foreign man lost in the forest and a feast appalling ...See moreHag horror meets grotesque mukbang in Ireland circa 536 AD (referred to by medieval scholars as "the worst year to be alive") in this psycho-biddy period piece about three paganesses, a foreign man lost in the forest and a feast appalling enough to shock a Visigoth. Among the many secluded pagan tribes of pre-Christian Ireland, a particularly nasty trio of maiden, Celtic hags encounters a seemingly aimless Anglo-Saxon explorer in their isolated neck of the woods. This unexpected instance of first contact between paganism and Christianity ignites a never-before-kindled fire within the wenches' untouched loins. Overcome by their newfound libidos, the two stupidest women in medieval Ireland (Isabelle Molnar and Kellen MacGregor) decide to forgo their offering for the Imbolc celebration in exchange for a taste of their manly visitor. Disgusted by these dolts' foolishness, the smartest woman in medieval Ireland (Violet Webster) conjures Brighid, a highly revered and fearsome deity, to punish her simple underlings for their lecherous folie-à-deux. As the most wretched women in Irish history yearn, glut, bicker, scheme and repent altogether, the future of Ireland's sovereignty and its pagan traditions rests in their sordidly corrupt hands. Written by Kellen MacGregor See less
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Director
Lydia Kuzak
Cinematographer
Tara Shafa
Editor
Lydia Kuzak
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Apr 26, 2024 (United States)

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Violet Webster
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Isabelle Molnar
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536 (2024)
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Kellen MacGregor
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536 (2024)
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Keir Williams
The Anglo-Saxon Man The Anglo-Saxon Man   See fewer
536 (2024)
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Lydia Kuzak
Brighid Brighid   See fewer
536 (2024)
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