The Penis Files (2012)

Short16 min.Short | Comedy
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Until "The Olson Penis" was created by Dr. Olson 10-years ago, historically men's penises grew for procreation when a woman ovulated and retracted immediately. 200 years ago, men who were devoutly religious and monogamous experienced penile growth for procreation only. Conversely, women have always been born with vaginas and sexual freedom not governed by religion or politics. In February, a committee of women met to discuss "The Olson Penis" being covered by Obamacare. Written By Katie Schwartz  Less

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  • Becky Thyre's primary photoBecky Thyre Ph.D. Graves Professor of Moral Philosophy Union University  Less 25,113 Run Ronnie Run
  • Drew Droege's primary photoDrew Droege Lee Langston Pro Bono Penis Recipient  Less 30,935 Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse
  • Erin Brown's primary photoErin Brown Senior Vice President for Academic Affairs Oklahoma Christian University  Less 1,292,827 Don't Touch at Work
  • Evan Ferrante's primary photoEvan Ferrante PhD in comparative Politics at Tulane  Less 115,447 Top Son
  • Gary Stockdale's primary photoGary Stockdale PhD Political Science Columbia University  Less 324,844 Dance of the Damned
  • Jeff Bowser's primary photoJeff Bowser Student at Georgetown University  Less 156,258 St. Vincent
  • Kelly Carlin-McCall's primary photoKelly Carlin-McCall Gentle Lady Chair Person, Senator Carlin (as Kelly Carlin)  Less 92,787 Apt. 2C
  • Wendy Hammers's primary photoWendy Hammers Ph.D. Associate Professor of Ethics, Chair of the Ethics Department, Associate Director of the Richard Land Center for Cultural Engagement  Less 325,644 Muffin Top: A Love Story
  • Jay Kogen's primary photoJay Kogen Theological Historian & Professor at Brown University  Less 26,980 Frasier
  • Jonathan Nail's primary photoJonathan Nail Concerned Citizen, Penile Rights Advocate  Less 633,522 Solo: The Series
  • Martin Olson's primary photoMartin Olson Head of Transplant Department at Johns Hopkins University, Inventor, The Olson Penis  Less 83,226 Phineas and Ferb
  • Rick Overton's primary photoRick Overton Russian Grad Student at Harvard  Less 13,286 Willow
  • Sam Pancake's primary photoSam Pancake Sam Smithhoff Hopeful 'Olson Penis' Recipient under Obamacare  Less 19,102 Pretty the Series
  • Mike Rotman's primary photoMike Rotman PhD in International Relations Theory at Notre Dame (as Michael Rotman)  Less 376,225 Weapons of Mass Production
  • Maggie Rowe's primary photoMaggie Rowe The Most Reverend Rowe Roman Catholic Bishop of Bridgeport, CT  Less 78,024 Ocean's Thirteen
  • Jonathan Schmock's primary photoJonathan Schmock Sexual Anthropology Professor at Stanford University  Less 24,423 Ferris Bueller's Day Off
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