Two terrorists kidnap a person with knowledge of an unnamed superweapon and hold him hostage until he releases its whereabouts. The hostage soon realizes the terrorists are incompetent idiots and points to a random country on a map, which ...See moreTwo terrorists kidnap a person with knowledge of an unnamed superweapon and hold him hostage until he releases its whereabouts. The hostage soon realizes the terrorists are incompetent idiots and points to a random country on a map, which just happens to be Croatia. The two terrorists bicker and argue with each other on why this doesn't make much sense, later venturing into topics of cheese baskets, getting fired, and upcoming movies, all while the hostage escapes simply by walking past them and out the door. Written by
Jamarkus Caney
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