Lads Army Episode #2.7 (Season 2, Episode 7)
TV Episode | Comedy, History, Reality-TV

Lads Army

Episode #2.7 (Season 2, Episode 7)

TV Episode | Comedy, History, Reality-TV

The last training week starts with church service, but just washing up earns slacker John 'Kyp' Kyprianou twenty 'bastards' (a push-up and jumping Jack-combination) and the day of rest loses many hours by obligatory hymn singing and a ...See moreThe last training week starts with church service, but just washing up earns slacker John 'Kyp' Kyprianou twenty 'bastards' (a push-up and jumping Jack-combination) and the day of rest loses many hours by obligatory hymn singing and a beastly room inspection when all beds are turned over in 'solidarity'. Next the tug of war (rope-pulling between the sections) and fatigues (boring chores like sweeping leaves). Mail is a boost for most, grievous for Kyp as his parents write he hard truth. Next a day and night exercise with real guns with blanks and field shovels to dig in after a march and camp till the objective: a dawn assault on a bridge, after Chris Harkin is caught firing a shot -strictly forbidden, at close distance even blanks are very dangerous- and lying about it; the attack is lots of boyish fun, even explosives, actually quite promising for once. While the rest sleeps a few hours, Harkin has to dig rocks from a hill with a backpack filled with more, a good sweat. Lazy Kyp costs the mates needless bastards, it's just too much by now, ex-bouncer Ashley Morton bounces his butt out of the barracks with a head-but now the majority wants him ostracized, but Marcus Birks saves his bacon while his entire kit is thrown out by most bad lads, Birks sees he gets to the medic. It's actually hothead Morton who gets a dishonorable discharge. Written by KGF Vissers See less

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18 cast members

Name	Known for
Dennis Waterman Self - Narrator (voice) Self - Narrator (voice) See fewer	New Tricks (2003)
Chris Andrew Self - Recruit Self - Recruit See fewer	Lads Army (2002)
Michael Aspel Self (as M. Aspel) Self (as M. Aspel) See fewer	The War Game (1966)
Marcus Birks Self - Recruit Self - Recruit See fewer	Lads Army (2002)
Shawn Carr Self - Recruit Self - Recruit See fewer	Lads Army (2002)
Henry Dodds Self - Captain Henry Dodds Self - Captain Henry Dodds See fewer	The Big Performance (2010)
Damien Ellis Self - Recruit Self - Recruit See fewer	Lads Army (2002)
Chris Harkin Self - Recruit Self - Recruit See fewer	Lads Army (2002)
John Kyprianou Self - Recruit Self - Recruit See fewer	Lads Army (2002)
Bernard Manning Self (as B. Manning) Self (as B. Manning) See fewer	The Impressionable Jon Culshaw (2004)
Ashley Morton Self - Recruit Self - Recruit See fewer	Lads Army (2002)
Joe Murray Self - Corporal Murray Self - Corporal Murray See fewer	Lads Army (2002)
Hasan Murtada Self - Recruit Self - Recruit See fewer	Lads Army (2002)
Richard Nauyokas Self - Corporal Nauyokas Self - Corporal Nauyokas See fewer	The War Below (2021)
Robert Pembroke Self - Recruit Self - Recruit See fewer	Lads Army (2002)
Allistair Rae Self - Platoon Sergeant Rae Self - Platoon Sergeant Rae See fewer	Lads Army (2002)
Brian Sewell Self (as B. Sewell) Self (as B. Sewell) See fewer	Performance (1991)
Robert Shutler Self - Recruit Self - Recruit See fewer	Lads Army (2002)