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If [Blank] Were Real (2009– )

TV-14
TV Series | 10 min | Comedy

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Updated Sep 4, 2009

Release date (First episode)
Sep 4, 2009 (United States)

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66 cast members
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Ian Hecox
Himself / Link / Sgt. Anous / Batman / Bear Grylls / … See more Himself / Link / Sgt. Anous / Batman / Bear Grylls / Bella / Bilbo / Bill / Billy / Boomerang Guy / Bumble Guy 2 / Carl / Charles Xavier / Charlie / Cyclops / Daniel Plainview / Doug Funnie / Dude #2 / Elliot / Fitness Pal User / Foreign Party Guy / Forest Grump / Google Images Guy / Harry Potter / Homer Simpson / Inspector Gadget / Jake Harper / James Bond / Jason Stackhouse / Jigsaw / Kevin / Khloe Kardashian / Luke Skywalker / Marty McFly / Marv / Matt / Meredith's Friend / Mindy Macready / Pacific Rim Soldier / Peter Parker / Pilgrim #1 / Pokémon Trainer #1 / Prince of all Cosmos / Princess Peach / Rob Kardashian / Ross / Scientist / Scott Pilgrim / Scott Summers / Scrawny Guy / Seymour Tayntz / Shaggy / Singer / Skyrim Guy / Snake / Spider-Man / Spock / Stan Marsh / Stefan Salvatore / Steve / Student #1 / Teacher / Teletubbie Sun / Tennis Player / The Invisible Man / Timehop / Wheeler / Wikipedia / Woody   See fewer
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Anthony Padilla
Himself / Jack / Mario / 007 / Adam / … See more Himself / Jack / Mario / 007 / Adam / Andrew / Bart Simpson / Bartender / Boomerang Victim / Bro / Bumble Guy 1 / Businessman / Captain Planet / Charlie Harper / Cloud / Columbus / Commander / Cowboy / Darth Vader / Doctor Emmet Brown / Dorothy / Dorothy's Uncle / Dr. Manhattan / Dude / Dude #1 / Edward Cullen / Fitness Pal / Fox / Friend / Gandalf / Guitarist / Harry / He-Man / Hippie Dude / House Owner / Husband / Indian #2 / James Howlett / Joey / Kim Kardashian / Kurt Wagner / Leon / Meredith / Mona Vanderwaal / Neo / Nightcrawler / Norman Bates / Nurse / Other Scientist / Party Guy / Pee Wee Herman / Pokémon Trainer #2 / Pvt. Scrotoum / Red Shirt / Regan MacNeil / Rick / Robber / Santa / Skeeter / Son / Student #2 / Tall Kid / The Flash / The Joker / The Situation / Thomas the Tank Engine / Timehop User / Wimp / Wolverine   See fewer
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Julianne Gabert
1 / 2 of 2 Girls 1 Cup Spoof / Captain Planet Kid / Catwoman / Pilgrim #2 / … See more 1 / 2 of 2 Girls 1 Cup Spoof / Captain Planet Kid / Catwoman / Pilgrim #2 / Serena Kyle / Slumber Party Girl #3 / Velma   See fewer
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Ethan Ireland
AIM User / Dad / Darth Vader / Hunter #2 / Predator AIM User / Dad / Darth Vader / Hunter #2 / Predator   See fewer
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Kate Munson
Drunk Girl / Hot Girl / Nerdy Girl / Rose / Snooki Drunk Girl / Hot Girl / Nerdy Girl / Rose / Snooki   See fewer
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Jacqueline Goehner
Google Image Girl / Jigglypuff / Slumber Party Girl #2 / Wonder Woman Google Image Girl / Jigglypuff / Slumber Party Girl #2 / Wonder Woman   See fewer
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Victoria Melshaw
Facebook / Horror Heroine / Yelp Girl Facebook / Horror Heroine / Yelp Girl   See fewer
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Ernesto S. Bustos
June Shannon (Honey Boo Boo's Mom) / Mexican Facebook Guy June Shannon (Honey Boo Boo's Mom) / Mexican Facebook Guy   See fewer
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Frank Cosgriff
Bassist / Easter Bunny Bassist / Easter Bunny   See fewer
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Brian Rife
E.T. / Tom From Myspace E.T. / Tom From Myspace   See fewer
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Lee Eisenhower
Drummer / Hunter #1 / Shahid Drummer / Hunter #1 / Shahid   See fewer
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Melissa Melancon
Ashley Graham / Jessica Hamby / Kitana Ashley Graham / Jessica Hamby / Kitana   See fewer
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Courtney Miller
Boomerang Girl / Bumble Girl 1 Boomerang Girl / Bumble Girl 1   See fewer
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Megan McIhhargey
Mikaela Banes Mikaela Banes   See fewer
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Shawn Shultz
Boxman Boxman   See fewer
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Amber Berens
April O'Neil / Daphne April O'Neil / Daphne   See fewer
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Samantha Burns
Anthony's Girlfriend Anthony's Girlfriend   See fewer
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Kassem Gharaibeh
Peanuts Teacher Peanuts Teacher   See fewer
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Michael J. Gonzalez
Captain Planet Kid Captain Planet Kid   See fewer
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Quenton Hamlin
Guy at the Park Guy at the Park   See fewer
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Ryan Higa
Student #3 Student #3   See fewer
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Bryan Jackson
Captain Planet Kid Captain Planet Kid   See fewer
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Ashley Johnson
Lara Croft Lara Croft   See fewer
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Kaleb Kneiriem
Stoner Zombie Stoner Zombie   See fewer
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Aaron Lord
Stoner Zombie Stoner Zombie   See fewer
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Aaron Mann
Stoner Zombie Stoner Zombie   See fewer
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Raghni Reddy
Stoner Zombie Stoner Zombie   See fewer
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Daniel Roberts
Colonel Campbell Colonel Campbell   See fewer
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Nicki Sun
Captain Planet Kid Captain Planet Kid   See fewer
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Rob Tillitz
Dead Guy Dead Guy   See fewer
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Michael Acosta
Native American #1 Native American #1   See fewer
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Ess Brydie
Na'Vi Na'Vi   See fewer
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Michael Chen
Chinese Bro Chinese Bro   See fewer
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Vincent Dutye
Black Power Ranger Black Power Ranger   See fewer
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Patrick Egan
AIM User AIM User   See fewer
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Tygar Hicks
Ramona Flowers Ramona Flowers   See fewer
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Kitty Marie Lucas
Barney Survivor Barney Survivor   See fewer
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Nicole Lynn
Slumber Party #1 Slumber Party #1   See fewer
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Christina Melocik
Chinese New Year Girl Chinese New Year Girl   See fewer
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Miles Miniaci
Leprechaun Leprechaun   See fewer
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Nicholous Mirgoli
Barney Victim / Reading Rainbow Child Barney Victim / Reading Rainbow Child   See fewer
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Krista Ott
1 / 2 of 2 Girls 1 Cup Spoof 1 / 2 of 2 Girls 1 Cup Spoof   See fewer
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Montgomery Paulsen
Maury Povich Maury Povich   See fewer
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Janet Robinson
Oh, Hell No Lady Oh, Hell No Lady   See fewer
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Samantha Veil
New Year Girl New Year Girl   See fewer
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Mike Wiebe
Bob the Builder Bob the Builder   See fewer
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Travis S. Zeiler
Shithead Shithead   See fewer
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Kalel Cullen
Jigglypuff Jigglypuff   See fewer
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Craig DeLuz
Solider #2 / Thug #2 Solider #2 / Thug #2   See fewer
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Jon Hooker
Sawyer Sawyer   See fewer
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Corey Jackson
Solider #3 / Thug #3 Solider #3 / Thug #3   See fewer
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Shezad Khalique
Solid Snake Solid Snake   See fewer
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Charlie Merlo
Solider #1 / Thug #1 Solider #1 / Thug #1   See fewer
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Lee O'Brian
Alan Harper / Tom Bergeron Alan Harper / Tom Bergeron   See fewer
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Maggie Upton
Old Woman Old Woman   See fewer
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Stephanie Altholz
Paranormal Wife Paranormal Wife   See fewer
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David Chernyavsky
James T. Kirk / Pacific Rim Soldier James T. Kirk / Pacific Rim Soldier   See fewer
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Allen Duzak
Old Man Old Man   See fewer
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Lindsey Hoopes
Showering Woman Showering Woman   See fewer
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Brittni Barger
Bumble Girl 2 Bumble Girl 2   See fewer
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Galen Howard
Bumble Guy 3 / Shazam Bumble Guy 3 / Shazam   See fewer
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Olivia Sui
Actress Actress   See fewer
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7.3 / 10 | 241 votes