Killa Maid. is a Japanese-style commercial for a murder scene clean-up service with a magical twist. The ad opens with Killa Maid arriving at a luxurious Tokyo penthouse after a brutal Yakuza gang massacre. Armed with her signature ...See moreKilla Maid. is a Japanese-style commercial for a murder scene clean-up service with a magical twist. The ad opens with Killa Maid arriving at a luxurious Tokyo penthouse after a brutal Yakuza gang massacre. Armed with her signature cleaning tools-like the Neko Scrub, Neko Incinerator, and her go-to method of pushing bodies out the window-she gets to work tidying up the bloody chaos. Just as the job seems nearly done, one Yakuza member, still alive, grabs her ankle and begins climbing back up. Killa Maid is startled-she instantly powers up through a magical girl transformation. In her new battle maid form, she fights back using her mop, sprays him with Neko Spray, and finally sucks him into her Neko Vacuum. For the finishing move, she performs her ultimate technique: Love Slash!-slicing open the vacuum bag and finishing him off. She calmly resumes her cleaning, mopping the blood into a heart shape. By morning, the penthouse is spotless and beautiful. Killa Maid smiles and ends the commercial with an info page for the service-only for another Yakuza member to burst in, seeking revenge. Without missing a beat, she heads off to take care of him too... and returns to end the commercial with a wink. Written by
Chonnajun Waitayawinyoo
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