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Impaled: Painfully Blunt! (2009)
95 min | Documentary, Biography, Comedy

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Impaled: Painfully Blunt! (2009)

95 min | Documentary, Biography, Comedy

Jonathon 'The Impaler' Sharkey is a Satanic Vampire running for President of the United States. He hopes to ride the media wave from his last race for Governor of Minnesota in '06. There's just one problem: he ferociously desires to remedy...See moreJonathon 'The Impaler' Sharkey is a Satanic Vampire running for President of the United States. He hopes to ride the media wave from his last race for Governor of Minnesota in '06. There's just one problem: he ferociously desires to remedy the embarrassment of Impaler, the award-winning documentary filmed about his candidacy in the 2006 race. Eager to once again ignite the media's fire, cement his place in the glorious annals of history and set the record straight, Sharkey sets out to film another documentary that captures his vision - that vision being: "The Best Documentary Ever." Little does he know that W. Tray White, director and producer of Impaler, is behind this new production and has partnered with Richard Mullenax, Impaled: Painfully Blunt's audacious director, to turn Sharkey's precious documentary into an elaborate prank at his expense. Watch as Mullenax and his co-conspirators coax Sharkey into jumping through hoop after ridiculous hoop, pushing the "Vampire" to the edge. How far will Jonathon 'The Impaler' go before someone's head ends up on a stake? Written by Richard Mullenax See less

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Jennifer Anderson Self - Veronica Manley Self - Veronica Manley See fewer	Impaled: Painfully Blunt! (2009)
Dan Clark Self Self See fewer	Impaled: Painfully Blunt! (2009)
Tim Eads Self - Host / Self - News Reporter Self - Host / Self - News Reporter See fewer	Impaled: Painfully Blunt! (2009)
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