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Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk (2014)

134 min | Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy

From TWI STUDIOS ( The fun, friendly makers of: FRANKENPIMP!, VIXEN HIGHWAY 2006: It Came From Uranus, & ACID HEAD: The Buzzard Nuts County Slaughter ), comes this reimagining /regurgitation and re-dubbing of a classic silent horror flick!...See moreFrom TWI STUDIOS ( The fun, friendly makers of: FRANKENPIMP!, VIXEN HIGHWAY 2006: It Came From Uranus, & ACID HEAD: The Buzzard Nuts County Slaughter ), comes this reimagining /regurgitation and re-dubbing of a classic silent horror flick! Shot in mind-shattering 2D (& 36DD), featuring T&A and epic voice-over 'voom', by Ms. Ilham Otaku & Pepe Chingadero! Original 1922 star Max Schreck plays (in newly tinted archive footage, mixed, with new) Count Orlock, a deviant, adulterous, shape-shifting Transylvanian vampire aristocrat & super creep, who is tearing Bremen, a new corn-hole & it's up to a 'brotha-in-a-collar' and a creole nun with a flamin' gun, to stop him, in this 'creature-feature' fang-fest! Co-Starring Canadian Scream Queen: Vivita, with new footage shot in tantalizing Watt-a-Rama & dubbed in Tex-O-Phonic Super-Sound; NOSFERATU vs. FATHER PIPECOCK & SISTER FUNK , kicks ass! ( 1:45 min. approx. , + TWI Studios' Bonus Trailers) -Directed By Tony 'Tex' Watt -Cast: Max Schreck, Trenchmouth Colitis, Vivita, Kelly Mari, Johnny Ghoulash, Gustav von Wangenheim, Greta Schroeder, Alexander Granach, John Gottowt, Kim Sønderholm Written by Anonymous See less
Directors
Tony Watt | John Migliore (opening title sequence)
Writer
Tony Watt (story & screenplay)
Composers
Sophia The Cat | Peter John Ross (music written and performed by) | Vivita (as Marilyn Monsoon) | Tony Watt (as Prometheous Roquefort)
Cinematographer
Tony Watt (as Slurpy Goodwill)
Editors
Vivita | Tony Watt (as Hashpipe Diabetes)
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$ 2,000,000
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Release date
Mar 9, 2014 (Canada)

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29 cast members
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Max Schreck
Count Orlock / The Nosferatu (archive footage) Count Orlock / The Nosferatu (archive footage)   See fewer
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Vivita
Sister Funk Sister Funk   See fewer
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Tony Watt
Father Pipecock (as Trenchmouth Colitis) Father Pipecock (as Trenchmouth Colitis)   See fewer
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John Migliore
Johnny Ghoulash Johnny Ghoulash   See fewer
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Kelly Mari
Ariana - Bride of Orlock Ariana - Bride of Orlock   See fewer
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Sophia The Cat
Ariana's Black & White Cat Ariana's Black & White Cat   See fewer
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Sara Dagoda
Fräulein Wassermann - Mistress of Orlock Fräulein Wassermann - Mistress of Orlock   See fewer
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Kim Sønderholm
Narrator (voice) Narrator (voice)   See fewer
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Gustav Botz
Professor Sievers - Bremen Town Doctor & Burgomeister (archive footage) Professor Sievers - Bremen Town Doctor & Burgomeister (archive footage)   See fewer
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Sgt. Brando
Bullet Dodging Pussy Bullet Dodging Pussy   See fewer
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Sandy Fluffer Dahl
Vatican WMD Doll Vatican WMD Doll   See fewer
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Karl Etlinger
Student (archive footage) Student (archive footage)   See fewer
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John Gottowt
Professor Bulwer (archive footage) Professor Bulwer (archive footage)   See fewer
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Alexander Granach
Knock-The Real Estate Manager (archive footage) Knock-The Real Estate Manager (archive footage)   See fewer
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Wolfgang Heinz
Empusa's First Mate (archive footage) Empusa's First Mate (archive footage)   See fewer
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Guido Herzfeld
The Inn Owner (archive footage) The Inn Owner (archive footage)   See fewer
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Ruth Landshoff
Annie - Hutter's Sister (archive footage) Annie - Hutter's Sister (archive footage)   See fewer
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Max Nemetz
Captain of the Empusa (archive footage) Captain of the Empusa (archive footage)   See fewer
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Loni Nest
Child at Window (archive footage) Child at Window (archive footage)   See fewer
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Georg H. Schnell
Harding - Hutter's Brother in Law (archive footage) Harding - Hutter's Brother in Law (archive footage)   See fewer
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Fanny Schreck
Nurse in the Transylvanian Hospital (archive footage) Nurse in the Transylvanian Hospital (archive footage)   See fewer
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Greta Schröder
Ellen Hutter - Hutter's Wife (archive footage) Ellen Hutter - Hutter's Wife (archive footage)   See fewer
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Schrödinger
Lucifer Sam - Orlock's Black Cat (as Ratt Snufficator) Lucifer Sam - Orlock's Black Cat (as Ratt Snufficator)   See fewer
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Eric van Viele
Sailor #2 (archive footage) Sailor #2 (archive footage)   See fewer
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Albert Venohr
Sailor #1 (archive footage) Sailor #1 (archive footage)   See fewer
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Gustav von Wangenheim
Hutter (archive footage) Hutter (archive footage)   See fewer
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Barbie Watt
Ellen's Fluffy Striped Kitten Ellen's Fluffy Striped Kitten   See fewer
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Dino Watt
Ellen's Fluffy Gray Kitten Ellen's Fluffy Gray Kitten   See fewer
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Heinrich Witte
Keeper in the Madhouse (archive footage) Keeper in the Madhouse (archive footage)   See fewer
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2.1 / 10 | 96 votes