The Thrilling Adventure Hour: Beyond Belief When Cthulu Cthalls (Season 3, Episode 12)
Podcast Episode | Comedy

The Thrilling Adventure Hour: Beyond Belief

When Cthulu Cthalls (Season 3, Episode 12)

Podcast Episode | Comedy

Frank and Sadie are visiting Donna Henderson at her Park Avenue apartment, having drinks and keeping her company while Dave is working on a big case. There's a knock at the door, and K.C. and Margie Corker enter. They inquire if Donna and ...See moreFrank and Sadie are visiting Donna Henderson at her Park Avenue apartment, having drinks and keeping her company while Dave is working on a big case. There's a knock at the door, and K.C. and Margie Corker enter. They inquire if Donna and the Doyles have put any thought into the afterlife. You know, fire and Brimstone and Water and Nutmeg? Despite several attempts to eject the Corkers, they stay and continue to prepare Donna and the Doyles for "what's coming", the end of the world. The Corkers announce that the Old Ones are being reawakened, and the oldest Old Ones will be inhabiting Donna and Dave's daughter, as she is the best vessel, having come from the most unholy union. The Corkers show the Doyles their literature, a book made with a cover of human flesh. Donna cannot thrall the Corkers, as their faith is too strong. The Corkers say the moon will go out, the ocean will scream, birds will die, cats will bark, and everyone present will be ripped asunder. The Doyles are not able to stop the ritual from being performed as it's being enacted in 5 houses around town, forming a pentagram, and Donna's home is at the center of the pentagram. After a small delay, the rite is finished, and the Oldest Old One arrives. He tells the Corkers that a lot of the old ones have passed on of old age, while some have retired, so he's the only one that came. The Old One says he just doesn't have "it" anymore, and the Corkers give him an inspiring pep talk. Donna reminds the Old One that fitting into a baby is going to be a tight squeeze and destroying the world is a lot of work. The Old One is torn, and welcomes the debate and other opinions. He asks Frank and Sadie their opinions, as they aren't related to the baby. The Old One calls K.C. a tattletale and starts to dislike him. Frank and Sadie note that nobody went insane when they saw him, and maybe something could go wrong when inhabiting the baby. They suggest giving inhabiting a practice run and to pop into something else. Sadie suggests a few items, and the Old One chooses to climb inside a nearby lamp, to practice. He gets into the lamp, despite it being cramped. Before he can get out of the lamp, Sadie turns it off. She has Donna unplug it, label it and store it in the attic to be never turned on or plugged in again, trapping the Old One in the lamp forever. KC and Margie are devastated, and with their faith shaken, the Corkers are easily thralled by Donna, who drinks their blood. Written by Thrilling Adventure Hour Wiki See less

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5 cast members

Name	Known for
Paget Brewster Sadie Doyle Sadie Doyle See fewer	Criminal Minds (2005)
Hal Lublin Spooky Hal (narrator) Spooky Hal (narrator) See fewer	The Venture Bros. (2003)
Jim O'Heir The Old One The Old One See fewer	Smothered by Mothers (2019)
Paul F. Tompkins Frank Doyle Frank Doyle See fewer	BoJack Horseman (2014)
Janet Varney Donna Henderson Donna Henderson See fewer	The Legend of Korra (2012)