Keith Lemon: The Film (2012)
85 min | Comedy

Keith Lemon (Leigh Francis) is preparing to take his invention, the securipole, which he has been attempting to lift off the ground for twenty years, to a business convention in London. Meanwhile, his girlfriend Rosie (Laura Aikman) has ...See moreKeith Lemon (Leigh Francis) is preparing to take his invention, the securipole, which he has been attempting to lift off the ground for twenty years, to a business convention in London. Meanwhile, his girlfriend Rosie (Laura Aikman) has discovered that she is pregnant, but due to Keith being away, instead confides in his best friend, Dougie (Kevin Bishop). At the convention, the securipole fails to attract any big investor attention, and back at home, an order of 1,000,000 securipoles arrives, much to Rosie and Dougie's dismay. Realising that his invention may never be successful, and that he now owes Evil Steve (Leigh Francis) a ton of money for the securipoles, Lemon decides to stay in London, and takes the advice of fellow businessman Kushvinder (Harish Patel), and accepts the gift of a new style mobile phone that Kushvinder has invented. Attempting to turn the gift into his next money-making scheme, Lemon accepts an offer to appear on David Hasselhoff's prime time television chat show, after meeting up with his guardian angel, Archimedes (Verne Troyer). At first, the phone fails to impress, but after Lemon places a sticky Lemon sweet on the back, becomes an overnight sensation. Kelly Brook is impressed with the invention, and offers Lemon an invitation to go out on a date with her. Things are finally looking up - and Lemon decides to stick at his new life, while back home, Rosie is in serious danger after being kidnapped by Evil Steve. However, Lemon's world comes crashing down when the Lemon phone is discovered to have a major technical fault, which causes the owner's mouth to sag, giving them a speech impediment. Realising that he has no choice but to go back to his old life, Lemon accepts the advice of his best friend, Dougie, but will he be able to save Rosie from the clutches of Evil Steve, and escape the media backlash that he is facing? Written by Anonymous See less
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Leigh Francis (screenplay) | Paul Angunawela (screenplay)
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Release date
Aug 24, 2012 (United Kingdom)

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Name Known for
Leigh Francis
Keith Lemon / Evil Steve / The Bear / Craig David / Avid Merrion / Mel B Keith Lemon / Evil Steve / The Bear / Craig David / Avid Merrion / Mel B   See fewer
Kelly Brook
Kelly Brook Kelly Brook   See fewer
Kevin Bishop
Douglas Orange Douglas Orange   See fewer
Charlotte Coleman
TV News Reporter (as Charlotte Jackson) TV News Reporter (as Charlotte Jackson)   See fewer
David Pearse
Waterbot Salesman Waterbot Salesman   See fewer
Harish Patel
Kushvinder Kushvinder   See fewer
Jimmy Reddington
Man on Bridge Man on Bridge   See fewer
Kim Barry
Woman on Bridge Woman on Bridge   See fewer
Conleth Hill
Delivery Man Delivery Man   See fewer
John Render
Hoodless Harry Hoodless Harry   See fewer
Abigail Hamilton
Auntie Fanny Auntie Fanny   See fewer
Theo Barklem-Biggs
Buster (Hoodie) Buster (Hoodie)   See fewer
Verne Troyer
Archimedes Archimedes   See fewer
Martin Rogan
Dennis Dennis   See fewer
David Hasselhoff
The Hoff The Hoff   See fewer
Michael Condron
Hoff Show Director Hoff Show Director   See fewer
Richard Clements
Thick Northern Fan Thick Northern Fan   See fewer
Barrington Cullen
Bank Manager Bank Manager   See fewer
Andrew MacBean
Dr. Fallus Dr. Fallus   See fewer
Ian Beattie
Awards Host Awards Host   See fewer
Harold Moss
Keith's Butler Keith's Butler   See fewer
Paul Courtenay Hyu
Chinese Party Host Chinese Party Host   See fewer
Emma Bunton
Emma Bunton Emma Bunton   See fewer
Melanie C
Mel C (as Melanie Chisholm) Mel C (as Melanie Chisholm)   See fewer
Gary Barlow
Gary Barlow Gary Barlow   See fewer
Jedward
Jedward Jedward   See fewer
Vernon Kay
Vernon Kay Vernon Kay   See fewer
Rizzle Kicks
Rizzle Kicks Rizzle Kicks   See fewer
Chris Moyles
Chris Moyles Chris Moyles   See fewer
Jason Donovan
Jason Donovan Jason Donovan   See fewer
Peter Andre
Peter Andre Peter Andre   See fewer
Gino D'Acampo
Gino D'Acampo Gino D'Acampo   See fewer
Denise Van Outen
Denise Van Outen Denise Van Outen   See fewer
Tinchy Stryder
Tinchy Stryder Tinchy Stryder   See fewer
Ronan Keating
Ronan Keating Ronan Keating   See fewer
Billy Ocean
Billy Ocean Billy Ocean   See fewer
Craig Phillips
Craig Phillips Craig Phillips   See fewer
Holly Willoughby
Holly Willoughby Holly Willoughby   See fewer
Fearne Cotton
Fearne Cotton Fearne Cotton   See fewer
Phillip Schofield
Phillip Schofield Phillip Schofield   See fewer
Paris Arrowsmith
Various Voices (uncredited) Various Voices (uncredited)   See fewer
Jeana Brock
Gary Apple's stripper (uncredited) Gary Apple's stripper (uncredited)   See fewer
Logan Bruce
Inventor (uncredited) Inventor (uncredited)   See fewer
Una C.
Celebrity Agent (uncredited) Celebrity Agent (uncredited)   See fewer
Chris Cowlin
Punter (uncredited) Punter (uncredited)   See fewer
Owen Dickey
Celebrity Agent (uncredited) Celebrity Agent (uncredited)   See fewer
Timothy Fergusson
Heavy (uncredited) Heavy (uncredited)   See fewer
Holly Gibbons
Poledancer (uncredited) Poledancer (uncredited)   See fewer
Lee Nicholas Harris
Biker (uncredited) Biker (uncredited)   See fewer
Chonradee Kulthap
Passer-by (uncredited) Passer-by (uncredited)   See fewer
Darren Luckin
Cockney Punter (uncredited) Cockney Punter (uncredited)   See fewer
Louise Michelle
Girl (uncredited) Girl (uncredited)   See fewer
Lindsey Mitchell
Promotions girl (uncredited) Promotions girl (uncredited)   See fewer
Karl O'dell
Geek (uncredited) Geek (uncredited)   See fewer
Mike Parish
Feature Suporting Artist (uncredited) Feature Suporting Artist (uncredited)   See fewer
Gino Picciano
Punter (uncredited) Punter (uncredited)   See fewer
Kirsty Robson
Audience Member (uncredited) Audience Member (uncredited)   See fewer
Terry X. Shipton
Cockney Punter (uncredited) Cockney Punter (uncredited)   See fewer
Amanda Smith
Passer-by (uncredited) Passer-by (uncredited)   See fewer
June Smith
Passer-by (uncredited) Passer-by (uncredited)   See fewer
Alexis Strum
Toga Lady (uncredited) Toga Lady (uncredited)   See fewer
Tom Swacha
Cyclist (uncredited) Cyclist (uncredited)   See fewer
Keith Thanni
Gangster (uncredited) Gangster (uncredited)   See fewer
James Tolcher
Audience Member (uncredited) Audience Member (uncredited)   See fewer
Gerald Tomkinson
Passer-by (uncredited) Passer-by (uncredited)   See fewer
Dean Weir
Mugger (uncredited) Mugger (uncredited)   See fewer
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