Sirens Up, Horny, Down (Season 1, Episode 1)
TV Episode | 60 min | Comedy, Drama

Sirens

Up, Horny, Down (Season 1, Episode 1)

TV Episode | 60 min | Comedy, Drama

Stuart,Ashley and Rachid are three randy,maverick paramedics. After Stuart attempts open heart massage to save the female victim of a road traffic accident the trio are sent to see therapist Kirsty Shelmerdine,as sufferers of post ...See moreStuart,Ashley and Rachid are three randy,maverick paramedics. After Stuart attempts open heart massage to save the female victim of a road traffic accident the trio are sent to see therapist Kirsty Shelmerdine,as sufferers of post traumatic stress. She tells them they will be subject to the classic syndrome of Up,Horny,Down where elation is followed by sexual desire,the satisfaction of which will lead to depression. Whilst Rachid has afternoon delight with a lady barrister and gay Ashley has a bondage session with a black busker Stuart fails to get his policewoman friend Maxine in bed. As a result he is the only one of the three boys not to suffer from depression,which makes him ideal for talking a potential suicide down from a bridge. His day ends on a down note however and he returns to Maxine to apologise for his actions. Written by don @ minifie-1 See less

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21 cast members

Name	Known for
Rhys Thomas Stuart Bayldon Stuart Bayldon See fewer	Dodger (2022)
Richard Madden Ashley Greenwick Ashley Greenwick See fewer	Game of Thrones (2011)
Kayvan Novak Rachid Mansaur Rachid Mansaur See fewer	Four Lions (2010)
Amy Beth Hayes Sgt Maxine Fox Sgt Maxine Fox See fewer	Misfits (2009)
Ben Batt Craig Scruton Craig Scruton See fewer	Domina (2021)
Annie Hulley Stella Woodvine Stella Woodvine See fewer	Skins (2007)
Morven Christie Kirsty Schelmerdine Kirsty Schelmerdine See fewer	The Bay (2019)
Kobna Holdbrook-Smith Ryan Bailey Ryan Bailey See fewer	Mary Poppins Returns (2018)
Katherine Dow Blyton Colette Fox Colette Fox See fewer	Brassed Off (1996)
Tuppence Middleton Sarah Sarah See fewer	The Current War (2017)
Dermot Daly Busker Busker See fewer	Performance (1991)
Neil Grainger Builder Builder See fewer	Hebburn (2012)
Flo Wilson Neighbour Neighbour See fewer	Sanditon (2019)
Jessica Tomchak Gas Lady Gas Lady See fewer	Fly Trap (2010)
Jotham Annan Daniel Daniel See fewer	As You Like It (2006)
Will Croft Bloodied Male (as William Croft) Bloodied Male (as William Croft) See fewer	Beach Patrol (2004)
Neil Bell Greville Greville See fewer	Dead Man's Shoes (2004)
Senia Devine Actress (as Ksenia Zaitseva) Actress (as Ksenia Zaitseva) See fewer	Russian Dolls (2005)
Cameron Prudames Homeless Man Homeless Man See fewer	The Night Monica Came Back (2017)
Zelda Tinska Actress Actress See fewer	The Beach (I) (2000)
Stephen Mosley Doctor (uncredited) Doctor (uncredited) See fewer	Kestrel Investigates (2018)