1000 Ways to Die If You're Dead, Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You (Season 3, Episode 14)
TV-14
TV Episode | 22 min | Documentary, Comedy, Horror

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1000 Ways to Die

If You're Dead, Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You (Season 3, Episode 14)

TV-14

TV Episode | 22 min | Documentary, Comedy, Horror

A hat maker doesn't make it; tech-geek gets uninstalled; wannabe hip hop queen gets butted out; car jacker gets jacked off; a pretend gang banger gets body slammed; scam artist's plan gets crushed; agro dad gets blanked.

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37 cast members

Name	Known for
Ron Perlman Self - Narrator (voice) Self - Narrator (voice) See fewer	Hand of God (2014)
Salvador Rovero Self - Custom Hat Maker Self - Custom Hat Maker See fewer	1000 Ways to Die (2008)
Drew Badger Self - Toxicology Expert Self - Toxicology Expert See fewer	1000 Ways to Die (2008)
Chase Holtman Self - Recreational I-Doser Self - Recreational I-Doser See fewer	Paranormal Whacktivity (2013)
Phil Warren Self - Audio Engineer Self - Audio Engineer See fewer	Rough Cuts (2005)
Marc Kern Self - Clinical Psychologist (as Dr. Marc Kern) Self - Clinical Psychologist (as Dr. Marc Kern) See fewer	The 13th Step (2016)
Richard Lichten Self - Retired Police Officer Self - Retired Police Officer See fewer	Observers (2022)
Jason Romero Self - EMT Self - EMT See fewer	1000 Ways to Die (2008)
Dakota Black Self - Ex-Con Self - Ex-Con See fewer	Low Down (2014)
Bal Raj Self - Orthopedic Surgeon (as Dr. Bal Raj) Self - Orthopedic Surgeon (as Dr. Bal Raj) See fewer	1000 Ways to Die (2008)
Stephanie Carrion Self - Reformed Con Artist Self - Reformed Con Artist See fewer	1000 Ways to Die (2008)
Vahe Ghazikhanian Self - Nuclear Physicist (as Dr. Vahe Ghazikhanian) Self - Nuclear Physicist (as Dr. Vahe Ghazikhanian) See fewer	1000 Ways to Die (2008)
Peter Leffe Self - Ballistics Expert Self - Ballistics Expert See fewer	1000 Ways to Die (2008)
Cameron J. Oro Barnaby the Hat Maker (as Camero J. Oro) Barnaby the Hat Maker (as Camero J. Oro) See fewer	A Leading Man (2013)
Robert Sisko Hat Shop Customer (as Rober Sisko) Hat Shop Customer (as Rober Sisko) See fewer	Call Me King (2017)
Larry A. Davies Clive Clive See fewer	The Craft (2022)
Caleb Pearson I-Dose Customer I-Dose Customer See fewer	Stockholm (III)
Frankie Banos Fake Surgeon Doctor (as Frank Banos) Fake Surgeon Doctor (as Frank Banos) See fewer	Turning the Page (2013)
Lindsey Hart Tina (as Lindsey Mackey) Tina (as Lindsey Mackey) See fewer	How Sweet It Is (2013)
Nelson Walker Little Ron Little Ron See fewer	Mr. Everything (2022)
Cassandra McCormick Deaf Woman (as Cassandra Crider) Deaf Woman (as Cassandra Crider) See fewer	Smokin' Aces (2006)
Chris McLaughlin Mickey Mickey See fewer	Vacation (I) (2015)
Meredith Thomas Pregnant Woman (as Meredith Louise Thomas) Pregnant Woman (as Meredith Louise Thomas) See fewer	Dying to Win (2022)
Jeff Torres Enrique Enrique See fewer	The Donor Party (2023)
Jeff Campanella Taco Stand Manager Taco Stand Manager See fewer	Magnum P.I. (2018)
Blake Everett Lester Lester See fewer	Garthwaite: A Film by Ben Kurns (2023)
Mike McCann Mike the Arrogant Dad Mike the Arrogant Dad See fewer	Bobby Fischer Live (2009)
Brian Dewar McNamara Nick Nick See fewer	The DUFF (2015)
Ashley Watkins Megan Megan See fewer	A Mann's World (2011)
Alisdair Simpson Narrator (U.K. broadcast only) Narrator (U.K. broadcast only) See fewer	Game of Thrones (2011)
CJ Brady Hat Shop Customer (uncredited) Hat Shop Customer (uncredited) See fewer	Something Wicked Dwells (2012)
Amanda Chism Hat Shop Customer (uncredited) Hat Shop Customer (uncredited) See fewer	The Artist (I) (2011)
Anika Contos Trophy Wife (uncredited) Trophy Wife (uncredited) See fewer	On the 7th Day I Was Late to Spin Class
Xingu Del Rosario Jose (uncredited) Jose (uncredited) See fewer	DMZ (2022)
Jesse Lewis IV Gregory (uncredited) Gregory (uncredited) See fewer	Florida Man (2023)
Roxanna Mason Hip Hop Dancer (uncredited) Hip Hop Dancer (uncredited) See fewer	The Lock Up
Marcus Natividad Diablo the Gang Leader (uncredited) Diablo the Gang Leader (uncredited) See fewer	Excused (2011)