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  • The Onion News Network (2011–2011)
  • TV-14
    TV Series | 22 min | Comedy, News
The Onion News Network (2011–2011)
TV-14
TV Series | 22 min | Comedy, News

Satirical coverage from the most trusted news network in the world.
Seasons
2   |   1   See all
Head writer
Writers
Alexander Blechman (contributing writer) | Julia Doubleday (contributing writer) | Alex Firer (contributing writer) | Lang Fisher & 34 more
Cinematographer
Production Designer
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Status
Edit Released
Updated Jan 21, 2011

Release date (First episode)
2011 (United States)

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Cast

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296 cast members
Name Episodes Known for
Suzanne Sena
Brooke Alvarez Brooke Alvarez   See fewer
20
Brian Huskey
Duncan Birch Duncan Birch   See fewer
11
Todd Alan Crain
Tucker Hope Tucker Hope   See fewer
10
Jill Dobson
Madison Daly Madison Daly   See fewer
10
Tracy Toth
Tracy Gill Tracy Gill   See fewer
9
Brad Holbrook
Jim Haggarty / Jim Haggerty Jim Haggarty / Jim Haggerty   See fewer
9
Chris Juell
Todd Grant Todd Grant   See fewer
8
Matt Oberg
Tucker Hope Tucker Hope   See fewer
7
Aaron Lazar
O'Brady Shaw O'Brady Shaw   See fewer
7
Michele Ammon
Jean Anne Whorton Jean Anne Whorton   See fewer
7
Geneva Carr
Diane Connor Diane Connor   See fewer
6
George Riddle
Joad Cressbeckler Joad Cressbeckler   See fewer
6
Ken Rudulph
Blake Randall Blake Randall   See fewer
6
Kyla Grogan
Andrea Bennett Andrea Bennett   See fewer
6
Esther David
Jane Carmichael Jane Carmichael   See fewer
6
Klea Blackhurst
Shelby Cross Shelby Cross   See fewer
5
Marceline Hugot
Mayor Sue Hallinan / Mayor Hallinan Mayor Sue Hallinan / Mayor Hallinan   See fewer
5
John Cariani
Michael Falk Michael Falk   See fewer
5
Jeremy Beiler
Jason Copeland Jason Copeland   See fewer
5
Julie Brister
Lauralee Hickock / Lauralee Hickok Lauralee Hickock / Lauralee Hickok   See fewer
4
Dorothi Fox
Nancy Fichandler / Nancy Fichlander Nancy Fichandler / Nancy Fichlander   See fewer
4
John Mondin
Hot Dog Vendor / Chris Harles Hot Dog Vendor / Chris Harles   See fewer
4
Robert D. Heath Jr.
General Cotti General Cotti   See fewer
4
Ryan Blackwell
Tucker Hope Tucker Hope   See fewer
3
Jay Potter
Steven Hoyer / Jay Potter Steven Hoyer / Jay Potter   See fewer
3
Bill McHugh
Congressman Mcculough / Congressman McCulough Congressman Mcculough / Congressman McCulough   See fewer
3
Rebecka Ray
Alicia / Alisha / Kathy Bardell Alicia / Alisha / Kathy Bardell   See fewer
3
Brendan Burke
Carl Herbertsen / Carl Carl Herbertsen / Carl   See fewer
3
Jackie Moore
Sexy photographer Sexy photographer   See fewer
2
Adam LeFevre
Doug Kranowicz Doug Kranowicz   See fewer
2
Mike O'Gorman
John Harris John Harris   See fewer
2
Chelsey Donn
Rhonda Hale Watts Rhonda Hale Watts   See fewer
2
Ivan Martin
Tom Becker Tom Becker   See fewer
2
Bob Ari
Sen. Dave Tillis / Senator Tillis Sen. Dave Tillis / Senator Tillis   See fewer
2
Oberon K.A. Adjepong
Future Guy Future Guy   See fewer
2
Darlene Violette
Woman in Silhouette / Woman is Silhouette Woman in Silhouette / Woman is Silhouette   See fewer
2
Tom Creel
Congressman Nelson Congressman Nelson   See fewer
2
Michael Harrah
Bruce Poole Bruce Poole   See fewer
2
Susan Barrett
Angry Damaged Woman / Woman Angry Damaged Woman / Woman   See fewer
2
Kathy Nowrey
Jasmine / Jasmine James Jasmine / Jasmine James   See fewer
2
Jeremy McLain
BBQ Factory Explosion Victim / Corn Oil Spill Victim BBQ Factory Explosion Victim / Corn Oil Spill Victim   See fewer
2
Joe Hansard
Mechanic / Tim Womack Mechanic / Tim Womack   See fewer
2
Laura Krafft
Paula Norcross Paula Norcross   See fewer
2
Wesley Broulik
Douglas / One Legged Man / One-legged man Douglas / One Legged Man / One-legged man   See fewer
2
Sam Guncler
Financial Reporter: Sam Kemmis / Financial reporter: Sam Kemmis Financial Reporter: Sam Kemmis / Financial reporter: Sam Kemmis   See fewer
2
Nicolina Capitanio
Museum Student / Student Museum Student / Student   See fewer
2
Heather Pence
Prosecutor / Village person Prosecutor / Village person   See fewer
2
Denis Lybe
Congressman Cummings Congressman Cummings   See fewer
2
Bob Bowden
Brian Scott Brian Scott   See fewer
2
Rose Iebba
Sexy Female in Car / Sexy Woman In car Sexy Female in Car / Sexy Woman In car   See fewer
2
Tina Alexis Allen
Dr. Mills Dr. Mills   See fewer
1
Ed Stelz
Frat Guy Frat Guy   See fewer
1
James Michael Reilly
Researcher James Ahearn Researcher James Ahearn   See fewer
1
1
Jessica Rothe
Katie Clemens Katie Clemens   See fewer
1
Ben Sinclair
Lunatic Lunatic   See fewer
1
Matt Servitto
Dr. Cattey Dr. Cattey   See fewer
1
Mike Doyle
Punch Banker Punch Banker   See fewer
1
Ben Livingston
Goldenmade CEO Goldenmade CEO   See fewer
1
Leslie Hendrix
Grace North Grace North   See fewer
1
1
Vincent Rodriguez III
Asian Tucker Hope Asian Tucker Hope   See fewer
1
Rutanya Alda
Dr. Holbrook Dr. Holbrook   See fewer
1
John Rothman
Ronald Noth Ronald Noth   See fewer
1
1
Guy Lockard
1964 Civil Rights Activist 1964 Civil Rights Activist   See fewer
1
Tibor Feldman
NYC Councilman NYC Councilman   See fewer
1
Jack Mulcahy
Commander David Hawkins Commander David Hawkins   See fewer
1
Matthew Faber
Frail Patient: Fred Galen Frail Patient: Fred Galen   See fewer
1
Mike Houston
Train Conductor Train Conductor   See fewer
1
Edmund Lyndeck
Old Gilgoff Old Gilgoff   See fewer
1
Patrick Murney
John Dillow John Dillow   See fewer
1
1
Frank Deal
Steve Patterson Steve Patterson   See fewer
1
Veronika Dash
Amanda McCormick Amanda McCormick   See fewer
1
1
1
Courtney Baxter
Meghan Cleary Meghan Cleary   See fewer
1
Christina Jeffs
Hot Girl Hot Girl   See fewer
1
Dena Tyler
Panelist Panelist   See fewer
1
Gameela Wright
Danielle's Mom Danielle's Mom   See fewer
1
Daniel O'Shea
Michael Gilroy Michael Gilroy   See fewer
1
Eva Kaminsky
PETA Spokesperson PETA Spokesperson   See fewer
1
Malachy Cleary
David Barrodale David Barrodale   See fewer
1
Martin Pfefferkorn
Sex Offender Sex Offender   See fewer
1
Andre Ward
James 'Sugar Boots' Franklin James 'Sugar Boots' Franklin   See fewer
1
Kevyn Morrow
Dr. Statsky Dr. Statsky   See fewer
1
Cynthia Mace
Hannah's Mother Hannah's Mother   See fewer
1
Mani Yarosh
Excited Blonde Girl Excited Blonde Girl   See fewer
1
Mike Massimino
Beefy Guy 1 Beefy Guy 1   See fewer
1
George R. Sheffey
Mike Brant Mike Brant   See fewer
1
Jaida-Iman Benjamin
Keily Simms Keily Simms   See fewer
1
Uziman
Terrorist Terrorist   See fewer
1
David Lavine
Investor Investor   See fewer
1
Edward M. Kelahan
Sexy man in car Sexy man in car   See fewer
1
Caroline Lesley
Carol Logan Carol Logan   See fewer
1
Sebastian Hedges Thomas
Michael McNamee Michael McNamee   See fewer
1
Dawn McGee
Mary Patterson Mary Patterson   See fewer
1
1
Julie Hays
Gloria Dellinger Gloria Dellinger   See fewer
1
Danielle McKee
Syrup Covered Woman Syrup Covered Woman   See fewer
1
Mario D'Leon
Vix Top Gun Vix Top Gun   See fewer
1
Therese Plaehn
Waitress Waitress   See fewer
1
Alberto Vazquez
Roberto Chavez Roberto Chavez   See fewer
1
Logan Crawford
Alex Edelman Alex Edelman   See fewer
1
1
Wally Dunn
Mr. Drucker Mr. Drucker   See fewer
1
James Lurie
Voiceover Voiceover   See fewer
1
David Bluvband
Will Tracey Will Tracey   See fewer
1
Doug Trapp
Senator Sutter Senator Sutter   See fewer
1
Andrew Bambridge
Alien Baby Alien Baby   See fewer
1
Juliet Adair Pritner
Marie Byron Marie Byron   See fewer
1
Lauren B. Martin
Cruise Publicist Cruise Publicist   See fewer
1
Hamilton Clancy
Pete Dufrense Pete Dufrense   See fewer
1
1
Doug Drucker
Rich Martin Rich Martin   See fewer
1
1
Bryan Scott Johnson
Dr. Thomas Nicholson Dr. Thomas Nicholson   See fewer
1
Patrick Cooley
SIURT Operative SIURT Operative   See fewer
1
Jeremy Lee
Jeremy Lee Jeremy Lee   See fewer
1
John Merolla
Police officer Police officer   See fewer
1
Richard DeDomenico
Slide Whistle Historian Slide Whistle Historian   See fewer
1
Arthur French
Duane Willis Duane Willis   See fewer
1
1
Simon Feil
Panelist Panelist   See fewer
1
Drucie McDaniel
Zorla Gorgalon Zorla Gorgalon   See fewer
1
James Cronin
Investor Investor   See fewer
1
Devin Delliquanti
The Factzone Studio The Factzone Studio   See fewer
1
Tod Engle
Zeljko Goran's Lawyer Zeljko Goran's Lawyer   See fewer
1
Robert Berlin
Randy-Motorcycle Gang Leader Randy-Motorcycle Gang Leader   See fewer
1
Jean Brassard
French Man French Man   See fewer
1
Gregory Gunter
40s Man 40s Man   See fewer
1
Glenn Kubota
Japanese Historian Japanese Historian   See fewer
1
Rosie Moss
Hot Slut Hot Slut   See fewer
1
Munro M. Bonnell
Caged Louis Caged Louis   See fewer
1
Julia Knitel
Teen #2 Teen #2   See fewer
1
Paul Webster
Frank Fisher Frank Fisher   See fewer
1
Dave T. Koenig
Divorced Dad Divorced Dad   See fewer
1
1
Vince August
Security Guard Security Guard   See fewer
1
Cate Smit
HHS Spokesperson HHS Spokesperson   See fewer
1
Charles Borland
Future Man Future Man   See fewer
1
Gilbert Cruz
FEMA Spokesperson FEMA Spokesperson   See fewer
1
Morgan Evans
Derrick Derrick   See fewer
1
James Moye
Reporter Reporter   See fewer
1
Betsy Struxness
Applebees Guest Applebees Guest   See fewer
1
Cynthia Granville
Damaged Women's Spokeswoman Damaged Women's Spokeswoman   See fewer
1
Kevin Hagan
Jim Loeber Jim Loeber   See fewer
1
Brian Berrebbi
Ted 'Hateful Face' Baynes Ted 'Hateful Face' Baynes   See fewer
1
Sam Oz Stone
Sergeii Goran Sergeii Goran   See fewer
1
Stanley Nallem
Frederick Kid Frederick Kid   See fewer
1
Bob Celli
Sandow Sandow   See fewer
1
Graham Kurtz
Ben Trump Ben Trump   See fewer
1
Alice Barden
Gun Toting Mom Gun Toting Mom   See fewer
1
Zoe Farmingdale
Weeping Damaged Woman Weeping Damaged Woman   See fewer
1
Ash Marinaccio
Hailey Boyes (2011) Hailey Boyes (2011)   See fewer
1
Jean Alexander
Caged Pamela Caged Pamela   See fewer
1
Marisa Redanty
Ana Goran Ana Goran   See fewer
1
Marshall Factora
Joseph Mills Joseph Mills   See fewer
1
1
Hugh Scully
Safety Officer Safety Officer   See fewer
1
Dave Aizer
Tom Fontaine Tom Fontaine   See fewer
1
Victoria Guthrie
Beverly Hill's Neighbor Beverly Hill's Neighbor   See fewer
1
Jamie Morgan
Anchorwoman Susan Merriwether Anchorwoman Susan Merriwether   See fewer
1
Tracy Friedman
Man Outside Bar Man Outside Bar   See fewer
1
Joseph Ricci
Spencer Gill Spencer Gill   See fewer
1
Doug Moe
Undercover Cook Undercover Cook   See fewer
1
Thomas Poarch
Drone Attorney Drone Attorney   See fewer
1
Brian Fuqua
Gavin Fisher Gavin Fisher   See fewer
1
Barbara Marineau
Woman on the Street #2 Woman on the Street #2   See fewer
1
1
Richard Alleman
Gun Owner Gun Owner   See fewer
1
1
Maire-Rose Pike
Nancy Mains Nancy Mains   See fewer
1
Katie Webber
K'Ronikka K'Ronikka   See fewer
1
Wayne Scherzer
Dating Agency Chief Dating Agency Chief   See fewer
1
Dave Hanson
Jim Richmond Jim Richmond   See fewer
1
1
Jay Russell
Blake Morris Blake Morris   See fewer
1
Corey Brown
Studio Security Studio Security   See fewer
1
Doug Williford
Congressman Whittle Congressman Whittle   See fewer
1
Brian Patrick Russell
Tim Seidell Tim Seidell   See fewer
1
1
Aleks Shaklin
Zeljko Goran Zeljko Goran   See fewer
1
Rasik Ohal
Manav Vishwanath Manav Vishwanath   See fewer
1
Brad Bellamy
Slide Whistle Historian Slide Whistle Historian   See fewer
1
Matt Davis
President Lyndon B. Johnson President Lyndon B. Johnson   See fewer
1
Meagan Robar
Shawna #2 Shawna #2   See fewer
1
Megan Gunning
Kathy Johnson Kathy Johnson   See fewer
1
Susan Barnes Walker
Spoiler Woman Spoiler Woman   See fewer
1
Barbara Ann Davison
Gavin's Mom / Mrs. Fisher Gavin's Mom / Mrs. Fisher   See fewer
1
Tom Holcomb
Shouting Man #1 Shouting Man #1   See fewer
1
Sam Moko
Military Police Military Police   See fewer
1
Judith Greentree
Margaret Margaret   See fewer
1
1
Blake Randall
Ken Rudolph Ken Rudolph   See fewer
1
1
Max Antisell
Jerrod Gilchrist Jerrod Gilchrist   See fewer
1
Steve Weir
Politician Politician   See fewer
1
Scott Churchson
Popeye's Chicken Guy Popeye's Chicken Guy   See fewer
1
Kathryn Gerhardt
Carrie Hastern / Female Idiot Carrie Hastern / Female Idiot   See fewer
1
Susan Janet Cooper
Mrs. Drucker Mrs. Drucker   See fewer
1
Margret Echeverria
Woman Outside Bar Woman Outside Bar   See fewer
1
Tony White
African American African American   See fewer
1
Mark Gerrard
Stephen Harris Stephen Harris   See fewer
1
Pauline Sherrow
Tia Roxy Tia Roxy   See fewer
1
Eevin Hartsough
Sheila Baynes Sheila Baynes   See fewer
1
1
Karen Summerton
Allison Bensington Allison Bensington   See fewer
1
Kate Riley
Ellen Ellen   See fewer
1
Bob Ader
Federal Reserve Spokesman Federal Reserve Spokesman   See fewer
1
Rob Evans
CEO James Fitch CEO James Fitch   See fewer
1
Nathaniel Bates
Manchild Manchild   See fewer
1
1
Eric W. Espinosa
Miguel Laviera Miguel Laviera   See fewer
1
1
Edward Sass III
Trick or Treater Trick or Treater   See fewer
1
Keith Herron
NASA Official NASA Official   See fewer
1
Marc Raco
John Baughman John Baughman   See fewer
1
Kristin Carbone
Undercover Waitress Undercover Waitress   See fewer
1
John Gibson
Russell Russell   See fewer
1
Carl Kline
Hannah's Father Hannah's Father   See fewer
1
Cyrilla Baer
Wall Street Woman 1 Wall Street Woman 1   See fewer
1
1
Hannah Rose Barfoot
Brenda Fisher Brenda Fisher   See fewer
1
Andrea Weston
Zorla Supporter 1 Zorla Supporter 1   See fewer
1
Pete Wiggins
Child 2 Child 2   See fewer
1
Nathan Brisby
Bill Byring Bill Byring   See fewer
1
Angelo Lopez
Terrorist Terrorist   See fewer
1
Dee Dee Moss
Video Female Video Female   See fewer
1
Jonathan Dewberry
Reporter #2 Reporter #2   See fewer
1
Jarrett Alexander
Lil Fission Lil Fission   See fewer
1
Claudia Kiss
Hera Rodriguez Hera Rodriguez   See fewer
1
Christina L. Sivrich
Woman on the Street Woman on the Street   See fewer
1
James Fritz
Jared Holbrook Jared Holbrook   See fewer
1
Lawrence Laravela
Police Chief Police Chief   See fewer
1
Avocado
Doctor J. Boucher Doctor J. Boucher   See fewer
1
Ellen Toomey
Anna Cain Anna Cain   See fewer
1
1
Lee Ann Clinton
Drunk Senator Kisser Drunk Senator Kisser   See fewer
1
Ron Baden
Ronald North's Neighbor: James Fitch Ronald North's Neighbor: James Fitch   See fewer
1
Peak Kwinarian
Panelist Panelist   See fewer
1
Gail Cherie
Woman Crying Woman Crying   See fewer
1
Marylin Berry
1964 Civil Rights Activist 1964 Civil Rights Activist   See fewer
1
Ben Dasaro
Vance Vance   See fewer
1
1
1
1
Tina Alexi Allen
Dr. Natasha Mills Dr. Natasha Mills   See fewer
1
Tina Vanessa Smith
Shawna #1 Shawna #1   See fewer
1
Ben Gooch
Erik the Dick Erik the Dick   See fewer
1
Tim Wynn
Ray Hansen Ray Hansen   See fewer
1
Arthur Anderson
Sheriff Stevens Sheriff Stevens   See fewer
1
Brian Sullivan
Deputy CIA Director Deputy CIA Director   See fewer
1
Jamie Morgan
Susan Merriweather Susan Merriweather   See fewer
1
1
Patrick Ellison Shea
John Ecklund John Ecklund   See fewer
1
Camille Mazurek
Woman #4 Woman #4   See fewer
1
1
Daniel Angus Cox
Edward Tuffy Edward Tuffy   See fewer
1
Kate Levy
Ronald North's Neighbor: Tammie Sayre Ronald North's Neighbor: Tammie Sayre   See fewer
1
1
Michael Berg
Coporate America Head Coporate America Head   See fewer
1
Brian Russel
Tim Seidell Tim Seidell   See fewer
1
Jamie Morgan
Susan Merriweather Susan Merriweather   See fewer
1
Kaylee Souther
Crystal Crystal   See fewer
1
Patrick Daly
Trevor Wilson Trevor Wilson   See fewer
1
Wendy Force
Woman on the Street Woman on the Street   See fewer
1
Nick Sullivan
Health Teacher Health Teacher   See fewer
1
Ed Lyndeck
Old Gilgoff Old Gilgoff   See fewer
1
Mackenzie Shivers
Wet Sweater Co-Ed Wet Sweater Co-Ed   See fewer
1
Johnnie Niel
Reporter #1 Reporter #1   See fewer
1
Carly Joos
Teen #1 Teen #1   See fewer
1
Jason Martin
Calvin Calvin   See fewer
1
Ted Lochwyn
George Petkin George Petkin   See fewer
1
D. Matt Worley
Coach R. Shipley Coach R. Shipley   See fewer
1
Jason Martin
Calvin Etridge Calvin Etridge   See fewer
1
Rose Lebba
Sexy Female in Car Sexy Female in Car   See fewer
1
David Orshan
Amanda's Friend Colin Amanda's Friend Colin   See fewer
1
Peter Rowan
Drunk Man Drunk Man   See fewer
1
Richie Noodles
Arby's Customer Arby's Customer   See fewer
1
Phillip Raymond
CEO Megstead CEO Megstead   See fewer
1
Francine Berman
Mother of Shaken Manchild Mother of Shaken Manchild   See fewer
1
Todd Aubrey Davis
Caged Roger Caged Roger   See fewer
1
Sean Well
Farmer Farmer   See fewer
1
Tabbie Conrad
30's Woman 30's Woman   See fewer
1
Marti Cooney
Woman on the Street #2 Woman on the Street #2   See fewer
1
Edward Jones
Greg Newsome Greg Newsome   See fewer
1
Chull Gyu Rhee
Defense Minister: Jun Jung-Hwa Defense Minister: Jun Jung-Hwa   See fewer
1
Gianna Duran
Girl #2 Girl #2   See fewer
1
James Strauss
Paul Webster Paul Webster   See fewer
1
Gregory Giblon
Toby Emmett Toby Emmett   See fewer
1
Don Striano
Braderman Braderman   See fewer
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Patrick Flynne
Congressman Ingersoll Congressman Ingersoll   See fewer
1
1
Jack William Marshall
Andrew Sharpe (uncredited) Andrew Sharpe (uncredited)   See fewer
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