Fruit-licking Lemuel bites one rabid horse's ass too many. Much to his father's dismay, he makes a miraculous recovery. Following a post-near-death, frenzied, farmers market fruit-licking, Lemuel runs into Persephone, mid-period, who is ...See moreFruit-licking Lemuel bites one rabid horse's ass too many. Much to his father's dismay, he makes a miraculous recovery. Following a post-near-death, frenzied, farmers market fruit-licking, Lemuel runs into Persephone, mid-period, who is living the miserable life of a woman until the milkman-messenger of the wind-blowing, dangler-tickling, forest witches-causes unexpected giggles and happiness. A book chat cameraman makes multiple attempts at failure in hopes of making an honest man out of all-words, no-action author, Steve Wilkers, who introduces us to the story of Chesalea, a Dynasty-loving, wannabe influencer and chocoholic. Chesalea's live-streamed make-out session with dad doppelgänger neighbor leads to a sudden, 22-follower success story. Fame ends her old friendships and paves the way for her to date mushroom-mole-under-the-tongue Ernest who banishes her to the dungeon. Tuberculosis sets in and Chesalea's internet following explodes thanks to her iron-lung live streams, for which she records her gratitude in a pre-recorded death video. Written by
Stephanie Wittmer
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