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  • The Turtle (2009)
  • Unrated
    Video | 30 min | Short, Comedy
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The Turtle (2009)
Unrated
Video | 30 min | Short, Comedy

The night began like any other... Haldemann is making someone else's problems disappear. Meanwhile, The Turtle enjoys a night out gambling and drinking with his less than angelic friends. The night gets better with every throw of the dice....See moreThe night began like any other... Haldemann is making someone else's problems disappear. Meanwhile, The Turtle enjoys a night out gambling and drinking with his less than angelic friends. The night gets better with every throw of the dice. A cocktail waitress catches The Turtle's eye and his luck seems unstoppable when she slips him a napkin that says, "I get off at 2, pick me up out front." When Haldemann gets a phone call from The Turtle, he's thrown onto a collision course with misfortune. Upon arriving at The Knotty Pine Motel, Haldemann quickly assesses the situation and concludes that this will be nothing more than a normal night at work. However, a combination of clumsiness and coincidence quickly causes the situation to spiral out of control. Written by Dan Phenicie See less
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Director
Drew Money (as Andrew Money)
Writers
Drew Money (written by) (as Andrew Money) | Dan Phenicie (written by)
Producer
Composer
Cinematographer
Drew Money (as Andrew Money)
Editor
Drew Money (as Andrew Money)
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Release date
Mar 14, 2009 (United States)

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Cast

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10 cast members
Name Known for
Robert Christopher Riley
Haldemann (as Rob Riley) Haldemann (as Rob Riley)   See fewer
Alex Dittmer
The Turtle The Turtle   See fewer
Jason Dahmer
Jed the Night Manager Jed the Night Manager   See fewer
Rodger Pille
Rodney the Redneck Security Guard Rodney the Redneck Security Guard   See fewer
Chuck Lamb
Harvey Harvey   See fewer
Russell Hurley
Victor Murrillo Victor Murrillo   See fewer
Timothy Owen Waldrip
Police Officer Police Officer   See fewer
Joe Kidd
Bartender Bartender   See fewer
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