Cranky is excited;having completed a life sized bronzed statue;a monument of Donkey Kong the Future Ruler. He is however tired of working his opposable thumbs to the bone while all Donkey Kong seems to do is loaf around;eating bananas. ...See moreCranky is excited;having completed a life sized bronzed statue;a monument of Donkey Kong the Future Ruler. He is however tired of working his opposable thumbs to the bone while all Donkey Kong seems to do is loaf around;eating bananas. Cranky decides that Donkey Kong must come up with an inscription for the statue himself...and soon! Meanwhile at Funky's place;Diddy;Donkey Kong and their trippy pal summon the Mystic Oracle of the lave lamp to read the future. Funky's gonna catch an epic wave on his surfboard;Diddy's gonna be the "smartest monkey to ever live" and Donkey Kong is gonna be "livin' lonely" all week long. Whether Donkey Kong likes it or not;the Mystic Oracle's powers he decides he needs it to help him take over Kongo Bongo Island. Chaos ensures! Luckily;King K. Rool gets what de deserves and Donkey Kong learns that the best thing he can be is "A monkey in charge of his own fate". Written by
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