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  • Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (2008)
  • PG-13
    98 min | Adventure, Comedy, Drama
Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (2008)
PG-13
98 min | Adventure, Comedy, Drama

When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
Director
Writers
April Blair (screenplay) (story) | Kelly Bowe (screenplay)
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Release date
Feb 3, 2009 (United States)

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76 cast members
Name Known for
Jessica Simpson
Private Megan Valentine Private Megan Valentine   See fewer
Vivica A. Fox
Sergeant Louisa Morely Sergeant Louisa Morely   See fewer
Steve Guttenberg
Sidney Green Sidney Green   See fewer
Aimee Garcia
Private Vicky Castillo Private Vicky Castillo   See fewer
Olesya Rulin
Private Petrovich Private Petrovich   See fewer
Keiko Agena
Private Hailey Hamamori Private Hailey Hamamori   See fewer
Jill Marie Jones
Private Connie Johnson Private Connie Johnson   See fewer
Ryan Sypek
Sergeant Mills Evans Sergeant Mills Evans   See fewer
Cheri Oteri
Private Jeter Private Jeter   See fewer
Gary Grubbs
Captain Greer Captain Greer   See fewer
Bryce Johnson
Derek O'Grady Derek O'Grady   See fewer
Floriana Tullio
Camille Camille   See fewer
Andy Milonakis
Joe Kidd Joe Kidd   See fewer
Jennifer Finley
Dolores (as Jennifer Paige Finley) Dolores (as Jennifer Paige Finley)   See fewer
Michael Hitchcock
Nigel Crew Nigel Crew   See fewer
Katherine Owens
Stylist Stylist   See fewer
Lara Grice
Jinny Jinny   See fewer
Travis Schuldt
SFC Harrison (as Trevor Schuldt) SFC Harrison (as Trevor Schuldt)   See fewer
Marco St. John
Morris Grey Esq. Morris Grey Esq.   See fewer
Brent Weisner
Sergeant Sergeant   See fewer
Christopher Ware
Fledgling Agent Fledgling Agent   See fewer
Keith Pratt
'B' Movie Chuck / Stoner Kid 'B' Movie Chuck / Stoner Kid   See fewer
Bill Stinchcomb
Station Sergeant Station Sergeant   See fewer
Ryan Glorioso
USO Tour Manager USO Tour Manager   See fewer
Drew Waters
Benson McKnight Benson McKnight   See fewer
Tammi Arender
Reporter Reporter   See fewer
Darcel White Moreno
Amber's Friend (as Darcel Moreno) Amber's Friend (as Darcel Moreno)   See fewer
Bobby Washington
Sergeant #1 Sergeant #1   See fewer
Michael Byrnes
Sergeant #2 (as Michael Bynes) Sergeant #2 (as Michael Bynes)   See fewer
Karen Adams
Reporter #1 (as Karen Adams Barro) Reporter #1 (as Karen Adams Barro)   See fewer
Candice Jones
Reporter #2 Reporter #2   See fewer
DeAnna Charett
Butch Sergeant Butch Sergeant   See fewer
Kurt Fuller
Cousin Barry Cousin Barry   See fewer
Robby Atkins
Disc Jockey Disc Jockey   See fewer
Desi Page
Private Hailey Hamamori Sister Private Hailey Hamamori Sister   See fewer
Desiree Page
Private Hammaori Sister Private Hammaori Sister   See fewer
James Paul
Parent of Graduate Parent of Graduate   See fewer
Lindsay Small Barrios
Platoon Member (as Lindsay Small) Platoon Member (as Lindsay Small)   See fewer
Charles Edward Smith
Dennis Quaid Lookalike Dennis Quaid Lookalike   See fewer
Michael C. 'Mike' Allen
Hollywood Elite 'Premier Scene' (uncredited) Hollywood Elite 'Premier Scene' (uncredited)   See fewer
Ashley Atkins
Soldier (uncredited) Soldier (uncredited)   See fewer
John T. Billingsley
Family Member (uncredited) Family Member (uncredited)   See fewer
Randy Bordelon
Drill Sergeant Goode (uncredited) Drill Sergeant Goode (uncredited)   See fewer
Shellita Boxie
Soldier (uncredited) Soldier (uncredited)   See fewer
David E. Brown
Drill Instructor Churn (uncredited) Drill Instructor Churn (uncredited)   See fewer
James Merrick Cook
Fan (uncredited) Fan (uncredited)   See fewer
Kip Cummings
Reporter (uncredited) Reporter (uncredited)   See fewer
Jon Dainty
Red Carpet Security (uncredited) Red Carpet Security (uncredited)   See fewer
Brad Dison
Jinny's Husband Mark (uncredited) Jinny's Husband Mark (uncredited)   See fewer
Laine Dubroc
Soldier (uncredited) Soldier (uncredited)   See fewer
John Foster
Red Carpet Security Guard (uncredited) Red Carpet Security Guard (uncredited)   See fewer
Rebecca Holloway
Red Carpet Elite (uncredited) Red Carpet Elite (uncredited)   See fewer
Lori Knighton
Drill Instructor (uncredited) Drill Instructor (uncredited)   See fewer
Jimmy Lee Jr.
Drill Instructor Godfrey (uncredited) Drill Instructor Godfrey (uncredited)   See fewer
Lacie Manshack
Megan's Entourage (uncredited) Megan's Entourage (uncredited)   See fewer
Diego J. Martinez
Patrolling Soldier (uncredited) Patrolling Soldier (uncredited)   See fewer
Krystal Mayo
Red Carpet Elite (uncredited) Red Carpet Elite (uncredited)   See fewer
Lee Ann McDade
Family Member at the Graduation (uncredited) Family Member at the Graduation (uncredited)   See fewer
Eric Kelly McFarland
Security Guard (uncredited) Security Guard (uncredited)   See fewer
Amy McGee-Harrell
Drill Sergeant Bivens (uncredited) Drill Sergeant Bivens (uncredited)   See fewer
Terry Milam
Cameraman (uncredited) Cameraman (uncredited)   See fewer
Steven Miramontz
Hollywood Elitist (uncredited) Hollywood Elitist (uncredited)   See fewer
Dennis W. Murphy
Colonel (uncredited) Colonel (uncredited)   See fewer
James Harlon Palmer
Junior Agent (uncredited) Junior Agent (uncredited)   See fewer
Cory Patt
Family Member (uncredited) Family Member (uncredited)   See fewer
Erika Perez
Stylist (uncredited) Stylist (uncredited)   See fewer
David Pitt
Soldier (uncredited) Soldier (uncredited)   See fewer
Breon Pugh
Movie Goer (uncredited) Movie Goer (uncredited)   See fewer
Colvin Roberson
Red Carpet Security (uncredited) Red Carpet Security (uncredited)   See fewer
Johnny Rock
Recruit Goode (uncredited) Recruit Goode (uncredited)   See fewer
Dante Swain
Sergeant Bobby Harrison (uncredited) Sergeant Bobby Harrison (uncredited)   See fewer
Chuck Vail
Hollywood Reporter (uncredited) Hollywood Reporter (uncredited)   See fewer
Amanda Smoak Weisner
Stylist (uncredited) Stylist (uncredited)   See fewer
Margaret Wren
Family Member (uncredited) Family Member (uncredited)   See fewer
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