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  • Witless Protection (2008)
  • PG-13
    99 min | Comedy, Crime
Witless Protection (2008)
99 min | Comedy, Crime

When a small-town sheriff witnesses what he believes to be an attempted kidnapping, his effort to save the beautiful damsel in distress sets him down a wild path of comic mishap.
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Charles Robert Carner (screenplay) (story) | Alan C. Blomquist (story) (as Alan Blomquist)
Alan C. Blomquist (as Alan Blomquist) | J.P. Williams
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Feb 22, 2008 (United States)


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51 cast members
Name Known for
Larry the Cable Guy
Deputy Larry Stalder Deputy Larry Stalder   See fewer
Richard Bull
Sheriff Smoot Sheriff Smoot   See fewer
Omar Dykes
Gus (as Omar Kent Dykes) Gus (as Omar Kent Dykes)   See fewer
Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg
Connie (as Jenny McCarthy) Connie (as Jenny McCarthy)   See fewer
Yaphet Kotto
Ricardo Bodi Ricardo Bodi   See fewer
Ivana Milicevic
Madeleine Madeleine   See fewer
Dan Waller
Agent Orange / MIB #1 Agent Orange / MIB #1   See fewer
Rick LeFevour
MIB #2 (as Rick Lefevour) MIB #2 (as Rick Lefevour)   See fewer
Joe Caballero
MIB #3 MIB #3   See fewer
Emir Yonzon
TSA Supervisor TSA Supervisor   See fewer
Gary Tippett
TSA Dog Handler TSA Dog Handler   See fewer
Jesse Dabson
TSA Expert TSA Expert   See fewer
Peter Stormare
Arthur Grimsley Arthur Grimsley   See fewer
Jessica Grace Orr
Vibiana (as Jessica Orr) Vibiana (as Jessica Orr)   See fewer
Kurt Naebig
Mark Bedell Mark Bedell   See fewer
Eric Roberts
Wilford Duvall Wilford Duvall   See fewer
Michael Carner
Young Boy Young Boy   See fewer
Joe Mantegna
Dr. Rondog 'Doc' Savage Dr. Rondog 'Doc' Savage   See fewer
Gail Rastorfer
Morgana Morgana   See fewer
Lynnette Gaza
Lillian Grimoire Lillian Grimoire   See fewer
Bethany Benz
Actress Actress   See fewer
Tommy Bartlett
Polo Match Guest (uncredited) Polo Match Guest (uncredited)   See fewer
Patrick Boylan
Clarinetist (uncredited) Clarinetist (uncredited)   See fewer
Steve Christopher
Butcher (uncredited) Butcher (uncredited)   See fewer
Marsha Clark
Additional Voices (uncredited) Additional Voices (uncredited)   See fewer
Kristen Cubbage
Airline Traveler (uncredited) Airline Traveler (uncredited)   See fewer
Cyn Dulay
Mansion Guest (uncredited) Mansion Guest (uncredited)   See fewer
Kyle Hillman
Chicago Police Officer (uncredited) Chicago Police Officer (uncredited)   See fewer
Tara Ketterer
Beauty Queen (uncredited) Beauty Queen (uncredited)   See fewer
Tim Krueger
Polo Soiree Attendee (uncredited) Polo Soiree Attendee (uncredited)   See fewer
Joseph Lazicki
Cowboy (uncredited) Cowboy (uncredited)   See fewer
Angelina Lyubomirova
Pretty Secretary (uncredited) Pretty Secretary (uncredited)   See fewer
Barbara Elizabeth Maleski
Newspaper Reporter (uncredited) Newspaper Reporter (uncredited)   See fewer
Brittany Mason
Grimsley's pool girl (uncredited) Grimsley's pool girl (uncredited)   See fewer
Greg McAleer
Alley Bum (uncredited) Alley Bum (uncredited)   See fewer
Abi McKenzie
Kid in Parade (uncredited) Kid in Parade (uncredited)   See fewer
James Pusztay
Biker (uncredited) Biker (uncredited)   See fewer
Henry Sandifer
Young FBI Agent (uncredited) Young FBI Agent (uncredited)   See fewer
Gary Sedlock
Wealthy Partygoer at Mansion (uncredited) Wealthy Partygoer at Mansion (uncredited)   See fewer
Amit Shah
Party Guest (uncredited) Party Guest (uncredited)   See fewer
John Stacho
Memphis Police Officer Airport (uncredited) Memphis Police Officer Airport (uncredited)   See fewer
Chauncey Taylor
Grimsley / Polo Party Guest (uncredited) Grimsley / Polo Party Guest (uncredited)   See fewer
Charles Tiedje
Hometown Hero (uncredited) Hometown Hero (uncredited)   See fewer
Giota Trakas
Photographer (uncredited) Photographer (uncredited)   See fewer
Lisa Wolf
Parade Participant (uncredited) Parade Participant (uncredited)   See fewer
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