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Witless Protection (2008)

PG-13
97 min | Comedy, Crime

The story centers on a small-town Sheriff who witnesses what he believes is a kidnapping, and rushes to rescue a woman. The kidnappers turn out to be F.B.I. Agents assigned to protect her and deliver her to a big Enron-type corruption ...See moreThe story centers on a small-town Sheriff who witnesses what he believes is a kidnapping, and rushes to rescue a woman. The kidnappers turn out to be F.B.I. Agents assigned to protect her and deliver her to a big Enron-type corruption trial in Chicago, but are later found to be on the take and are villains who are bent on killing her. Written by anonymous See less
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Charles Robert Carner (screenplay) (story) | Alan C. Blomquist (story) (as Alan Blomquist)
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$7,500,000
Opening weekend
$2,116,692
Gross (US & Canada)
$4,161,625
Gross (World)
$4,161,625
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Release date
Feb 22, 2008 (United States)

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3.3 / 10 | 5,810 votes