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  • Cross Eyed (2006)
  • Not Rated
    96 min | Comedy
Cross Eyed (2006)
Not Rated
96 min | Comedy

Nothing and no one in Ernie's life wants him to be a writer. Not his boss, not his roommates, not even the neighborhood meter maid. All seem bent on squashing him and the noble pursuit of his dream... writing his first novel. The only ...See moreNothing and no one in Ernie's life wants him to be a writer. Not his boss, not his roommates, not even the neighborhood meter maid. All seem bent on squashing him and the noble pursuit of his dream... writing his first novel. The only place Ernie feels safe and confident is in his imagination. But when the world he hates encroaches on his typewriter, Ernie loses focus, and the typewriter goes silent. Uninspired and unable to write, Ernie decides if he can't gain people's respect, he can certainly take it. Magically, the very act of standing up for himself gets the typewriter clicking, but entwines Ernie in a bizarre tangle of crime, kidnapping, robotics, and kung fu. Ernie ultimately finds liberation in the least likely of places - namely handcuffing half the neighborhood to a stolen fire hydrant in the middle of his living room. Today Ernie is inspired. Written by Anonymous See less
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Updated Apr 27, 2006

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Apr 27, 2006 (United States)

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23 cast members
Name Known for
Adam Lamas
Sergio Sergio   See fewer
Deborah Spielman
Biscuit Biscuit   See fewer
Art Powers
The Mighty Loomis The Mighty Loomis   See fewer
Tom Palumbo
Uncle Vern Uncle Vern   See fewer
John Howard
Clutch Clutch   See fewer
Sunyi An
China Doll China Doll   See fewer
Liz Cassarino
Tv fitness instructor (voice) Tv fitness instructor (voice)   See fewer
Kelly Powers
Girl On Swings Girl On Swings   See fewer
Liam Riley
Young Clutch Young Clutch   See fewer
Sam Lane
Young Ernie Young Ernie   See fewer
Owen Lane
Taunter #1 Taunter #1   See fewer
Mairin Lane
Taunter #2 Taunter #2   See fewer
Francie Riley
Tv commercial spokesperson (voice) Tv commercial spokesperson (voice)   See fewer
Kevin Klepper
Street shouter (voice) Street shouter (voice)   See fewer
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