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  • Long John (2006)
  • Short | 9 min | Short, Comedy, Drama
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Long John (2006)
Short | 9 min | Short, Comedy, Drama
John is a lonely man who lives in a torn, dirty flat, eating cold take-away, where his only company are the girls on his porn tapes and the babes in his fantasy. However, he imagines himself a vintage hero, a man's man, who the dames can't...See moreJohn is a lonely man who lives in a torn, dirty flat, eating cold take-away, where his only company are the girls on his porn tapes and the babes in his fantasy. However, he imagines himself a vintage hero, a man's man, who the dames can't resist. But when his neighbor, Mrs. Robinson, another pathetic soul, dies in a most unflattering way, John realizes he needs to change if he doesn't want to meet the same end. Always worried about others' perception of him, he changes his music, clothes, and reading material, and even cleans his flat, thinking it will do. However, it's not the outside that counts and contrary to his efforts, nightmares of an undignified death start to haunt him, pushing him closer and closer to his inevitable doom. In a silly way. Written by LFA See less
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Director
Hasse Billing
Writers
Ian Beck (narration written by) | Hasse Billing (narration written by) | Joseph Li
Producers
Darren Gordon | Andy Hui
Composers
Varun Atrey | Sam Doha
Cinematographer
Pagit Yong
Editors
Hasse Billing | Steve Butler
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Apr 22, 2006 (Sweden)

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