Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Croppity Crops (Season 6, Episode 6)
TV Episode | 28 min | Comedy

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

Croppity Crops (Season 6, Episode 6)

TV Episode | 28 min | Comedy

Janet is left stunned after Gaz's shock attempt to take Corinthian, but Jonny has other things on his mind and decides to become a farmer to feed his family. Feeling unsafe after Kelly points a gun at her, Louise moves in with Janet and ...See moreJanet is left stunned after Gaz's shock attempt to take Corinthian, but Jonny has other things on his mind and decides to become a farmer to feed his family. Feeling unsafe after Kelly points a gun at her, Louise moves in with Janet and Jonny. Desperate for kids, Gaz visits the local sperm bank to "open an account," hoping that one day his children will find him--and because masturbating for money is his dream job. Janet goes overboard with security, which leads Donna to take her out; she tells her that Gaz won't come back and that the most likely person to steal her baby would try to befriend her, and would be someone lonely, without a family. Jonny suspects that Louise has an inferior motive for moving in with them; then she discovers that he's only pretending to be a farmer and is really wasting money on farmers' markets. She threatens to tell Janet, who is proud of Jonny's apparent farming skill, unless he lets her stay. Janet rushes in, points Kelly's gun at Louise, and orders her to leave. Donna receives a letter for Gaz from the sperm bank: he's infertile. See less

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9 cast members

Name	Known for
Sheridan Smith Janet Janet See fewer	Cilla (2014)
Ralf Little Jonny Keogh Jonny Keogh See fewer	The Royle Family (1998)
Natalie Casey Donna Donna See fewer	Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001)
Will Mellor Gaz Wilkinson Gaz Wilkinson See fewer	Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001)
Kathryn Drysdale Louise Brookes Louise Brookes See fewer	Bridgerton (2020)
Hayley Bishop Kelly Kelly See fewer	Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001)
Andrea Crewe Janice Janice See fewer	Coronation Street (1960)
Zoe Ryde-Weller Corinthian Corinthian See fewer	Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001)
Gary Bunn Pub Regular (uncredited) Pub Regular (uncredited) See fewer	The Fifth Element (1997)