Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Lard (Season 1, Episode 5)
TV Episode | 29 min | Comedy

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

Lard (Season 1, Episode 5)

TV Episode | 29 min | Comedy

Jonny finds himself unexpectedly attracted to Louise until he kisses her and thinks that her breath smells of lard. Donna decides to decorate Gaz's flat; he finds the finished result too feminine for his taste, but sex with Donna makes ...See moreJonny finds himself unexpectedly attracted to Louise until he kisses her and thinks that her breath smells of lard. Donna decides to decorate Gaz's flat; he finds the finished result too feminine for his taste, but sex with Donna makes everything all right. Janet tries her hand as a stand-up comedian. She does not do well until she finds out about Jonny, Louise, and the lard, which becomes a popular subject. Written by don @ minifie-1 See less

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6 cast members

Name	Known for
Ralf Little Jonny Keogh Jonny Keogh See fewer	The Royle Family (1998)
Will Mellor Gaz Wilkinson Gaz Wilkinson See fewer	Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001)
Sheridan Smith Janet Janet See fewer	Cilla (2014)
Natalie Casey Donna Donna See fewer	Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001)
Kathryn Drysdale Louise Brookes Louise Brookes See fewer	Bridgerton (2020)
Beverley Callard Flo Henshaw Flo Henshaw See fewer	Coronation Street (1960)