Married... with Children Valentine's Day Massacre (Season 8, Episode 17)
TV-14
TV Episode | 23 min | Comedy

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Married... with Children

Valentine's Day Massacre (Season 8, Episode 17)

TV-14

TV Episode | 23 min | Comedy

Al battles other husbands at a store for last-minute Valentine's Day shoppers. Meanwhile, Bud gets physically and sexually abused when trying to find in a hotel his long-lost valentine girl, who is now a famous pop star.

Director

Gerry Cohen

Writers

Cindy Begel (written by) | Michael G. Moye (created by) | Ron Leavitt (created by) | Nancy Neufeld Callaway (story editor) (as Nancy Neufeld)

Producers

John Maxwell Anderson | Stacie Lipp

Composer

Jonathan Wolff (music by)

Cinematographer

Thomas W. Markle

Editor

Larry Harris (edited by)

Casting Directors

Greg Orson (casting) (as Gregory Orson) | Vicki Rosenberg (casting)

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Edit Released

Updated Feb 13, 1994

Release date

Feb 13, 1994 (United States)

Awards

Series awards

Nominated for 7 Primetime Emmy Awards. Another 7 wins & 22 nominations

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Cast	+ Add Cast
17 cast members

Name	Known for
Ed O'Neill Al Bundy Al Bundy See fewer	Married... with Children (1987)
Katey Sagal Peggy Bundy Peggy Bundy See fewer	Futurama (1999)
Amanda Bearse Marcy D'Arcy Marcy D'Arcy See fewer	Fright Night (1985)
Christina Applegate Kelly Bundy Kelly Bundy See fewer	Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead (1991)
David Faustino Bud Bundy Bud Bundy See fewer	Married... with Children (1987)
Ted McGinley Jefferson D'Arcy Jefferson D'Arcy See fewer	Revenge of the Nerds (1984)
Julie Condra Crystal Brooks (as Julie Condra Douglas) Crystal Brooks (as Julie Condra Douglas) See fewer	Nixon (1995)
Avner Garbi Omar Omar See fewer	Saw (2004)
Jane Lynch Greta Greta See fewer	Wreck-It Ralph (2012)
Paddi Edwards Betty Betty See fewer	Hercules (1997)
Charles Bouvier Mac Mac See fewer	Night Court (1984)
Dan Doherty Bodyguard Bodyguard See fewer	Mary and Max (2009)
Jeff Bennett Mayhem Mayhem See fewer	Cohen and Tate (1988)
David Carrera Pinworm Pinworm See fewer	House of Sand and Fog (2003)
Lorna Scott Rita Rita See fewer	A Very Sordid Wedding (2017)
Stephanie Dicker Woman Woman See fewer	General Hospital (1963)
Buck Buck the Dog Buck the Dog See fewer	Married... with Children (1987)