Hawaii Five-O A Thousand Pardons - You're Dead! (Season 2, Episode 1)
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TV Episode | 51 min | Crime, Drama, Mystery

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Hawaii Five-O

A Thousand Pardons - You're Dead! (Season 2, Episode 1)

Not Rated

TV Episode | 51 min | Crime, Drama, Mystery

In a show with several similarities to the previous season opener, a series of swindles are covers for serial murder. An Army sergeant who lost his brother in Vietnam because of the latter's infatuation with a bar girl, uses Honolulu bar ...See moreIn a show with several similarities to the previous season opener, a series of swindles are covers for serial murder. An Army sergeant who lost his brother in Vietnam because of the latter's infatuation with a bar girl, uses Honolulu bar girls as patsies to "marry" dead soldiers and collect on their $10,000 apiece insurance policies -- then murders them and keeps the money. The sergeant is absolutely coldblooded and utters the episode's title when his partner (who has been forging the marriage certificates and the insurance papers) has a heart attack and can't get to his nitro tablets. An unusually violent ending. From this point, all series closing credits are played over shots of men paddling an outrigger canoe through the ocean (replacing the first-season end title of a flashing police light on a motorcycle speeding through Honolulu); the color and size of the credit cards is also altered. Written by Peter Harris See less

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11 cast members

Name	Known for
Jack Lord Det. Steve McGarrett Det. Steve McGarrett See fewer	Dr. No (1962)
James MacArthur Danny Williams Danny Williams See fewer	Hang 'Em High (1968)
Zulu Kono Kono See fewer	I Sailed to Tahiti with an All Girl Crew (1969)
Kam Fong Chin Ho Chin Ho See fewer	Hawaii Five-O (1968)
Harry Guardino Sgt. Simms Sgt. Simms See fewer	The Enforcer (1976)
BarBara Luna Yoko (as Barbara Luna) Yoko (as Barbara Luna) See fewer	One Life to Live (1968)
Barbara Nichols Betsy Betsy See fewer	Sweet Smell of Success (1957)
James Hong James Watanu James Watanu See fewer	Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022)
Clarence Garcia Lt. Fujita Lt. Fujita See fewer	Acapulco Gold (1976)
Loretta Swit Anna Anna See fewer	MAS*H (1972)
Lee Andersen Bank V.P. Bank V.P. See fewer	Hawaii Five-O (1968)