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Fairly Secret Army

Romance Plughole (Season 1, Episode 3)
TV Episode | Comedy

Harry buys rifles from an arms dealer, but the bullets are the wrong size. They need to open a health food store as a front so they mark the rifle crate as recycled toilet paper. Harry has to buy some so they can hide the guns in the crate...See moreHarry buys rifles from an arms dealer, but the bullets are the wrong size. They need to open a health food store as a front so they mark the rifle crate as recycled toilet paper. Harry has to buy some so they can hide the guns in the crate and pass inspection for the store license. Meanwhile, the news of the secret army is spreading and all kinds of weirdos are coming to apply. Harry finds out Bagnell can't join because his boyfriend won't let him, and Throttle won't join because he is to remarry. Written by Britstuff See less
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Updated Nov 5, 1984

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Nov 5, 1984 (United Kingdom)

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14 cast members
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Geoffrey Palmer
Major Harry Kitchener Wellington Truscott Major Harry Kitchener Wellington Truscott   See fewer
Jeremy Child
Beamish Beamish   See fewer
Michael Robbins
Sgt. Maj. Throttle Sgt. Maj. Throttle   See fewer
Liz Fraser
Doris Entwhistle Doris Entwhistle   See fewer
Paul Chapman
Peg-Leg Pogson Peg-Leg Pogson   See fewer
James Cosmo
Crazy Colin Carstairs Crazy Colin Carstairs   See fewer
Jeremy Sinden
2nd Lt. Bagnall 2nd Lt. Bagnall   See fewer
Colin Jeavons
Mr. Sitwell Mr. Sitwell   See fewer
Peter John
Arms Dealer Arms Dealer   See fewer
Joan Blackham
Lady Shopper Lady Shopper   See fewer
Gareth Forwood
Professional Man Professional Man   See fewer
David Moylan
1st Policeman 1st Policeman   See fewer
Richard Borthwick
2nd Policeman 2nd Policeman   See fewer
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