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Hitters Anonymous (2005)

92 min | Comedy

After assassinating a past lover, a government sanctioned Hitman experiences a crisis of conscience. As a result, he joins a support group, "Hitters Anonymous", to help him quit the assassination business. In the group he meets a colorful ...See moreAfter assassinating a past lover, a government sanctioned Hitman experiences a crisis of conscience. As a result, he joins a support group, "Hitters Anonymous", to help him quit the assassination business. In the group he meets a colorful collection of Hitters also trying to quit for their own bizarre reasons. Pressured to keep killing by his former boss and materialistic wife, both also Hitters, he struggles to follow his conscience and stay with the program. His only supporter is a beautiful ex-prostitute, recovering Hitwoman who forces him to reevaluate his life. Skeptical of the support group from the start, he abruptly discovers Hitters Anonymous is in truth a government sponsored program designed to terminate Hitmen who want out. Written by Anonymous See less
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Steven Bauer
Theodore 'Teddy' Swan Theodore 'Teddy' Swan   See fewer
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Linda Blair
Brenda Swan Brenda Swan   See fewer
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Tom Nowicki
Whistler Whistler   See fewer
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Lucia Garciaparra Lucia Garciaparra   See fewer
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Castle Castle   See fewer
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Antoni Corone
Iverson (as Antoni Cornacchione) Iverson (as Antoni Cornacchione)   See fewer
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Justine Eyre
Shirley Shirley   See fewer
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Janet Richards
Jennifer Jennifer   See fewer
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Dylan Cornacchione
David Swan David Swan   See fewer
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Dwayne Willis
Sugar D Sugar D   See fewer
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Jay Amor
Cuban Cafe Man Cuban Cafe Man   See fewer
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Lenny Juliano
Giovanni, Gangster in Bar Giovanni, Gangster in Bar   See fewer
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Charles Lawlor
Teddy's Father (as Charles Lawler) Teddy's Father (as Charles Lawler)   See fewer
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Jack McDermott
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Matt Milano
Senator Katz Senator Katz   See fewer
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Young Charlie Young Charlie   See fewer
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Beau Martin Williams
Dave, College Kid Dave, College Kid   See fewer
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Angry Parent's Wife (uncredited) Angry Parent's Wife (uncredited)   See fewer
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Rachel Gibbs
Fan (uncredited) Fan (uncredited)   See fewer
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Park Attendant (uncredited) Park Attendant (uncredited)   See fewer
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Young Leah (uncredited) Young Leah (uncredited)   See fewer
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Lucy (uncredited) Lucy (uncredited)   See fewer
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6.6 / 10 | 50 votes