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The Epic Tale of Kalesius and Clotho: A Meditation on the Impossibility of Romantic Love in a Rapidly Expanding Universe (2003)

Short | 27 min | Comedy, Short

"The Epic Tale of Kalesius and Clotho" is a deadpan farce about the many forms of obsession and a hilarious chronicle of the first filmmaker to make a movie based on Koufos' ancient Greek myth Kalesius and Clotho. Director Kyle Gilman is ...See more"The Epic Tale of Kalesius and Clotho" is a deadpan farce about the many forms of obsession and a hilarious chronicle of the first filmmaker to make a movie based on Koufos' ancient Greek myth Kalesius and Clotho. Director Kyle Gilman is obsessed with Jennie, his former leading lady. Unfortunately, she has moved away to New York and wants nothing to do with him. When he finds Janine, an actress who bears a striking resemblance to Jennie, he is sure that she will be the perfect replacement. Kyle's struggles to overcome his own incompetence, the incompetence of his cast and crew, and his obsession with Jennie, lead to increasingly awkward and comic situations. Written by Kyle Gilman See less
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Kyle Gilman | Jennie Tarr (additional writing)
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Jun 27, 2003 (United States)
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Kyle Gilman
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Dan Rosenthal
Dan / Kalesius Dan / Kalesius   See fewer
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Ashley Fox Linton
Janine / Clotho Janine / Clotho   See fewer
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Jennie Tarr
Jennie Tarr Jennie Tarr   See fewer
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Jamie Carmichael
Jennie's Brother Jennie's Brother   See fewer
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Cailin O'Connor
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Lisa Faiman
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Kiran Deol
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Tim McIntire
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Randy Bell
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Maggie Lehrman
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7.7 / 10 | 17 votes