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  • Never Say Never Mind: The Swedish Bikini Team (2001)
  • Video | 93 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy
Never Say Never Mind: The Swedish Bikini Team (2001)
Video | 93 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy

The TEAM finds themselves in London at BUCKINGHAM PALACE receiving British Orders of Chivalry. But first, they must locate and destroy a copy of the infamous Los Alamos hard drive. Meanwhile, HELGA is missing in action in AMAZONIA and gets...See moreThe TEAM finds themselves in London at BUCKINGHAM PALACE receiving British Orders of Chivalry. But first, they must locate and destroy a copy of the infamous Los Alamos hard drive. Meanwhile, HELGA is missing in action in AMAZONIA and gets her Damehood in absentia. The other TEAM MEMBERS think that their next stop will be a leisurely yacht cruise and an appearance at the International Bikini Team Federation (IBTF) Open, where they will be judging the contest. Little do they know that intrigue, adventure, portable nuclear devices, a mutant yeast strain and danger in high places awaits. Written by John Mars See less
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Buzz Feitshans IV (as Frederick Feitshans IV)
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2004 (Portugal)

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23 cast members
Name Known for
Bruce Payne
Mr. Blue Mr. Blue   See fewer
Vendela Stjernstrom
Self (as Vendela) Self (as Vendela)   See fewer
Cecilie Bull
Gunnel Gunnel   See fewer
Asa
Self Self   See fewer
Erika
Self Self   See fewer
Dyan Keenan
Leather Nun Leather Nun   See fewer
Vincent Marzello
Joe Datson Joe Datson   See fewer
Janet McCabe
Double Oh Double Oh   See fewer
Raj Ghatak
Abdul Abdul   See fewer
Ken Samules
Raul de Leon Raul de Leon   See fewer
Nick Brimble
Gustav Gustav   See fewer
Denis Lill
Peter Bigg Peter Bigg   See fewer
Mark Powley
Roger Thatt Roger Thatt   See fewer
William Hope
Bill Mason Bill Mason   See fewer
Eric Loren
Henry Henry   See fewer
Mark Wakeling
Richard Richard   See fewer
Elizabeth Richard
Queen Elizabeth Queen Elizabeth   See fewer
Helga
Self Self   See fewer
Louise Hodges
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