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  • Choose Your Weapons (1922)
  • Not Rated
    Short | 25 min | Short, Comedy
Choose Your Weapons (1922)
Not Rated
Short | 25 min | Short, Comedy

Returning from war something less than a hero ("he saved a second lieutenant from fainting"), our humble protagonist Bobby Vernon nonetheless gets sucked into some very farcical post-combat politics involving Mittle-European royalty, ...See moreReturning from war something less than a hero ("he saved a second lieutenant from fainting"), our humble protagonist Bobby Vernon nonetheless gets sucked into some very farcical post-combat politics involving Mittle-European royalty, Teutonic ruffians, forced marriage, much sword-fighting and mass ivy-climbing. Not to mention brief cross-dressing "gay" humor. This two-reeler spoof featuring the petit five-foot-two-inch former vaudevillian Vernon doubtless used costumes and sets from more expensive actual Ruritanian romances of the day. See less
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Director
Writer
Frank Roland Conklin (as Frank R. Conklin)
Producer
Al Christie (producer)
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Updated Nov 5, 1922

Release date
Nov 5, 1922 (United States)

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5 cast members
Name Known for
Bobby Vernon
Jimmie Jimmie   See fewer
Charlotte Stevens
The Princess The Princess   See fewer
Earle Rodney
Herrman the Thirteenth Herrman the Thirteenth   See fewer
Maude Truax
Herrman's wife Herrman's wife   See fewer
Lincoln Plumer
Zenda the Prime Minister Zenda the Prime Minister   See fewer
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