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If a Thousand Clarinets (1965)

136 min | Comedy, Fantasy, Musical

A military base. An awkward soldier. A statue of Bach. And suddenly all guns in the area change into music instruments. Great mystery is immediately found by TV station. And soon the military base becomes a stage for huge TV show.
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Ján Rohác (screenplay) | Jirí Suchý (play) (screenplay)
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Updated Jan 29, 1965

Release date
Jan 29, 1965 (Czechoslovakia)

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106 cast members
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Jana Brejchová
Tereza - TV director Tereza - TV director   See fewer
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Waldemar Matuska
Soldier Patrik Soldier Patrik   See fewer
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Hana Hegerová
Singer Edita Singer Edita   See fewer
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Eva Pilarová
Claudia - ward of pension Claudia - ward of pension   See fewer
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Karel Gott
Benjamin Novák - singer Benjamin Novák - singer   See fewer
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Jirí Suchý
Paratrooper #1 Paratrooper #1   See fewer
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Jirí Slitr
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Pavlína Filipovská
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Jirí Jelinek
Sergeant Nikolas Sergeant Nikolas   See fewer
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Vlastimil Brodský
Colonel Korund Colonel Korund   See fewer
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Martin Ruzek
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Darek Vostrel
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Václav Lohniský
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Karel Mares
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Otakar Zebrák
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Jirí Bruder
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Vladimír Hrabánek
Soldier Hubert Soldier Hubert   See fewer
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Jirí Lír
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Jan Pohan
Kraus - commander of commando Kraus - commander of commando   See fewer
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Jirí Sasek
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Karel Stedrý
Soldier Kadrnozka Soldier Kadrnozka   See fewer
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Vlastimil Bedrna
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Bohumil Smída
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Evelyna Steimarová
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Jirí Menzel
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Juraj Herz
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Dalibor Brázda
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Vladislav Pietras
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Antonín Sura
Soldier Tony Soldier Tony   See fewer
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Zdenek Najman
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Ivanka Fiserová
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Ladislav Ocenásek
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Majka Gillarova
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Jana Kopecká
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Nada Urbánková
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Vera Nerusilová
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Sylva Danícková
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Klára Jerneková
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Susanna Martinková
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Ivan Fric
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Vojtech Kuthan
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Pavel Smok
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Ferdinand Havlík
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Milan Kindl
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Antonín Jedlicka
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Vlastimil Canek
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Zdenek Novotny
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Lubomír Kostelka
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Adolf Král
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Eugen Jegorov
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7.1 / 10 | 193 votes