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  • Blonde Goddess (1982)
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    83 min | Adult, Adventure, Sci-Fi
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Blonde Goddess (1982)
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83 min | Adult, Adventure, Sci-Fi
Adventurer Louisiana Smith comes to the rescue of Jungle Jane as she is about to be sacrificed by lusty Indians in the Yucatan in 1936. Suddenly, we cut to the offices of Marble Comics where comic artist nerd Elmo Smathers has been ...See moreAdventurer Louisiana Smith comes to the rescue of Jungle Jane as she is about to be sacrificed by lusty Indians in the Yucatan in 1936. Suddenly, we cut to the offices of Marble Comics where comic artist nerd Elmo Smathers has been fantasizing, in Walter Mitty fashion, as his boss gives him a talking-to. His depravities are under fire by a sexy Comics Code representative. As the latter loosens up, throwing herself at the boss of the comic book company, Elmo fantasizes over other scenarios including himself as Johnny Ace, WWI ace pilot, battling the German Black Baron; as Private Eye Jack Hammer; and as a heroic construction worker who is transported to a spaceship by the galactic overlord, Megazon (along with a beautiful and innocently by-standing earthling). The "Blonde Goddess" makes an appearance in each fantasy. Written by Manfred Gluck See less
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Director
Bill Milling (as Bill Eagle)
Writers
Bill Milling (written by) (as Bill Eagle) | Kang T. Kruel (written by) (as C.T. Cruel)
Producer
Bob Bouschard (as Bobby Bouchard)
Cinematographer
Misha
Editor
Lola Berenson
Casting Director
Bob Bouschard (as Bobby Bouchard)
Production Designer
Craig Esposito
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Status
Edit Released
Updated Dec 31, 1982
Release date
1982 (United States)
Awards
1 nomination

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15 cast members
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