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Townies (1999)
Not Rated
80 min | Comedy, Horror

Townies (1999)

Not Rated

80 min | Comedy, Horror

Welcome to Schlarb, Ohio... a small county seat overrun by misfits, freaks and weirdos! Dickie is a lonely dumpster-driver who finds companionship in his latest dumpster discovery, a young woman's corpse! Pricey is a mute intellectually ...See moreWelcome to Schlarb, Ohio... a small county seat overrun by misfits, freaks and weirdos! Dickie is a lonely dumpster-driver who finds companionship in his latest dumpster discovery, a young woman's corpse! Pricey is a mute intellectually disabled girl with a lookalike baby-doll. When she loses her doll after an unsavory encounter with a mean cracker, she replaces it with the next best thing, her neighbor's young son! Meanwhile, the enigmatic Caduceus sets out to cleanse a nasty high school girl of her wicked ways! You'll also meet The Clapper, William, The Licker, Crazy Connie and other wild and wacky Townies in this Magnum Opus of CineTrash from cult filmmaker Wayne Alan Harold. Written by Wayne Alan Harold See less

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Name	Known for
P. Craig Russell The Clapper The Clapper See fewer	P. Craig Russell's Guide to Graphic Storytelling, Volume 2 (2013)
Lori Scarlett Pricey Pricey See fewer	The Bloody Indulgent (2014)
Jeremy Maes The Licker The Licker See fewer	Townies (1999)
Jay Geldhof William William See fewer	Townies (1999)
Michelle Sibits Crazy Connie Crazy Connie See fewer	Payback is a Bitch (1994)
Toby Radloff Dickie Dickie See fewer	American Splendor (2003)
Sean Wolf Thad Thad See fewer	Townies (1999)
Phil Schmeidel Billy Billy See fewer	Townies (1999)
Shannon McNamara Kelli Kelli See fewer	Georgia (1988)
Lauren Monaco Kelli's Girlfriend Kelli's Girlfriend See fewer	Townies (1999)
Shane Koltnow Caduceus Caduceus See fewer	Townies (1999)
Traci Marks Jeffy's Mom Jeffy's Mom See fewer	Townies (1999)
Eddie Brown Little Jeffy Little Jeffy See fewer	Townies (1999)
The Duke Pricey's Grandpa Pricey's Grandpa See fewer	The Bloody Video Horror That Made Me Puke on My Aunt Gertrude (1989)
Coy G. Harold Man With Squirrel Man With Squirrel See fewer	Townies (1999)
Ann Marie Krohl Dead Girl Dead Girl See fewer	Townies (1999)
Mark Dufour Cracker in White Car / Schlarb Deputy Cracker in White Car / Schlarb Deputy See fewer	Townies (1999)
Eric Van Sant TV Reporter TV Reporter See fewer	Bride of Killer Nerd (1992)
Kyle Howard Tuffy Tuffy See fewer	Orange County (2002)

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