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Townies (1999)

Not Rated
80 min | Comedy, Horror

Welcome to Schlarb, Ohio... a small county seat overrun by misfits, freaks and weirdos! Dickie is a lonely dumpster-driver who finds companionship in his latest dumpster discovery, a young woman's corpse! Pricey is a mute intellectually ...See moreWelcome to Schlarb, Ohio... a small county seat overrun by misfits, freaks and weirdos! Dickie is a lonely dumpster-driver who finds companionship in his latest dumpster discovery, a young woman's corpse! Pricey is a mute intellectually disabled girl with a lookalike baby-doll. When she loses her doll after an unsavory encounter with a mean cracker, she replaces it with the next best thing, her neighbor's young son! Meanwhile, the enigmatic Caduceus sets out to cleanse a nasty high school girl of her wicked ways! You'll also meet The Clapper, William, The Licker, Crazy Connie and other wild and wacky Townies in this Magnum Opus of CineTrash from cult filmmaker Wayne Alan Harold. Written by Wayne Alan Harold See less
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Director
Wayne Alan Harold (as Wayne A. Harold)
Writer
Wayne Alan Harold (as Wayne A. Harold)
Producer
Wayne Alan Harold (as Wayne A. Harold)
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Cinematographer
Wayne Alan Harold (as Wayne A. Harold)
Editor
Wayne Alan Harold (as Wayne A. Harold)
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Updated Nov 8, 1999

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Nov 8, 1999 (United States)

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19 cast members
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P. Craig Russell
The Clapper The Clapper   See fewer
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Lori Scarlett
Pricey Pricey   See fewer
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Jeremy Maes
The Licker The Licker   See fewer
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Jay Geldhof
William William   See fewer
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Michelle Sibits
Crazy Connie Crazy Connie   See fewer
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Toby Radloff
Dickie Dickie   See fewer
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Lauren Monaco
Kelli's Girlfriend Kelli's Girlfriend   See fewer
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Shane Koltnow
Caduceus Caduceus   See fewer
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Traci Marks
Jeffy's Mom Jeffy's Mom   See fewer
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Eddie Brown
Little Jeffy Little Jeffy   See fewer
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The Duke
Pricey's Grandpa Pricey's Grandpa   See fewer
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Coy G. Harold
Man With Squirrel Man With Squirrel   See fewer
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Ann Marie Krohl
Dead Girl Dead Girl   See fewer
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Mark Dufour
Cracker in White Car / Schlarb Deputy Cracker in White Car / Schlarb Deputy   See fewer
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Eric Van Sant
TV Reporter TV Reporter   See fewer
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Ratings Breakdown

4.3 / 10 | 141 votes