Cristela Alonzo

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106 titles

Projects in Development (2 titles)	Budget
I've Got A Secret (TV Series) - Self Self See fewer
She Gets It from Me Actress, Executive Producer, Writer Actress, Executive Producer, Writer See fewer

Past Film & Video (18 titles)	Budget	Opening Weekend	Gross (US & Canada)	Gross (Worldwide)
Queer Riot (2022) Very Special Thanks Very Special Thanks See fewer
Growing Fangs (2021) (Short) - Lupe Garcia Lupe Garcia See fewer
Coast (2021) Debora Avila Debora Avila See fewer
The Laundromat (2019) Special Agent Kilmer Special Agent Kilmer See fewer
Lightning McQueen's Racing Academy (2019) (Short) - Cruz Ramirez (voice) Cruz Ramirez (voice) See fewer
That's Harassment (2018) (Short) - Costumer Dresser Costumer Dresser See fewer
Miss Fritter's Racing Skoool (2017) (Video) - Cruz Ramirez (voice) Cruz Ramirez (voice) See fewer
Cars 3 (2017) Cruz Ramirez (voice) Cruz Ramirez (voice) See fewer	$175MM	$54MM	$153MM	$384MM
Cristela Alonzo: Lower Classy (2017) Self, Writer Self, Writer See fewer
The Angry Birds Movie (2016) Shirley the Old Lady Bird (voice) Shirley the Old Lady Bird (voice) See fewer	$73MM	$38MM	$108MM	$352MM
Hot Pursuit (2013) (Short) - Connie Connie See fewer
The North Council (2011) (Short) - Writer Writer See fewer
TGIF: The Musical (2009) (Short) - Writer (story), Writer Writer (story), Writer See fewer
Life After (2008) (Short) - Writer Writer See fewer
Recycled (2008) (Short) - Writer Writer See fewer
Carpet Diem (2007) (Short) - Writer Writer See fewer	$1K
Cookie de Mayo (2007) (Short) - Writer Writer See fewer	$500
A Convenient Truth (2006) (Video) - Lynn, Writer Lynn, Writer See fewer

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Past Television (18 titles)	Episodes
Cars on the Road (2022) (TV Mini-series) - Cruz Ramirez (1 episode, 2022) Cruz Ramirez (1 episode, 2022) See fewer Gettin' Hitched (Sep 8, 2022) Season 1, Episode 9 - Cruz Ramirez (voice) Cruz Ramirez (voice) See fewer	1
Cristela Alonzo: Middle Classy (2022) (TV Special) - Self, Executive Producer, Writer Self, Executive Producer, Writer See fewer
Holiday in Santa Fe (2021) (TV Movie) - Writer Writer See fewer
Launchpad (2021) (TV Series) - Lupe Garcia (1 episode, 2021) Lupe Garcia (1 episode, 2021) See fewer Growing Fangs (May 28, 2021) Season 1, Episode 3 - Lupe Garcia Lupe Garcia See fewer	1
The Upshaws (2021) (TV Series) - Anna Garcia (2 episodes, 2021) Anna Garcia (2 episodes, 2021) See fewer Night Out (May 12, 2021) Season 1, Episode 8 - Anna Garcia Anna Garcia See fewer Last Straw (May 12, 2021) Season 1, Episode 6 - Anna Garcia Anna Garcia See fewer	2
His Dark Materials (2019–2020) (TV Series) - Hester (10 episodes, 2019) Hester (10 episodes, 2019) See fewer Æsahættr (Dec 20, 2020) Season 2, Episode 7 - Hester (voice) Hester (voice) See fewer See more See fewer Loading	10
A Year in the Life (2020) (TV Series) - Cristela (1 episode, 2020) Cristela (1 episode, 2020) See fewer Meeting Diane & Cristela (Oct 16, 2020) Season 3, Episode 4 - Cristela Cristela See fewer	1
The Casagrandes (2020) (TV Series) - Camila (1 episode, 2020) Camila (1 episode, 2020) See fewer Grandparent Trap/Miss Step (Aug 10, 2020) Season 1, Episode 15 - Camila (voice) Camila (voice) See fewer	1
The Expanding Universe of Ashley Garcia (2020) (TV Series) - Santina (1 episode, 2020) Santina (1 episode, 2020) See fewer Breath Mint (Feb 17, 2020) Season 1, Episode 1 - Santina Santina See fewer	1
Home: Adventures with Tip & Oh (2017) (TV Series) - Linda (1 episode, 2017) Linda (1 episode, 2017) See fewer Stick with Me/Family Feudings (Aug 11, 2017) Season 3, Episode 6 - Linda (voice) Linda (voice) See fewer	1
Cristela Alonzo: Lower Classy (2017) (TV Special) - Self, Executive Producer, Writer Self, Executive Producer, Writer See fewer
Cristela (2014–2015) (TV Series) - Cristela (22 episodes, 2014), Writer (created by) (22 episodes, 2014), Executive Producer (20 episodes, 2014), Writer (written by) (5 episodes, 2014), Co-Executive Producer (2 episodes, 2014), Performer ("A Boy Like That", "America") (1 episode, 2014) Cristela (22 episodes, 2014), Writer (created by) (22 episodes, 2014), Executive Producer (20 episodes, 2014), Writer (written by) (5 episodes, 2014), Co-Executive Producer (2 episodes, 2014), Performer ("A Boy Like That", "America") (1 episode, 2014) See fewer Movin' on Up (Apr 17, 2015) Season 1, Episode 22 - Cristela, Executive Producer, Writer (created by) Cristela, Executive Producer, Writer (created by) See fewer See more See fewer Loading	22
General Hospital (2015) (TV Series) - Natalia Rodriguez (1 episode, 2015) Natalia Rodriguez (1 episode, 2015) See fewer Episode #1.13218 (Jan 8, 2015) Season 1, Episode 13,218 - Natalia Rodriguez Natalia Rodriguez See fewer	1
Hey It's Fluffy! (2012–2014) (TV Series) - Actress (5 episodes, 2012) Actress (5 episodes, 2012) See fewer Fluffy's Shorts (Oct 4, 2014) Season 3, Episode 1 - Actress Actress See fewer See more See fewer Loading	5
The Book Club (2012) (TV Series) - Cobra Chai / Cristela (2 episodes, 2012) Cobra Chai / Cristela (2 episodes, 2012) See fewer The Warrior Reads On (Oct 24, 2012) Season 1, Episode 6 - Cobra Chai Cobra Chai See fewer All Valley (Oct 24, 2012) Season 1, Episode 5 - Cristela Cristela See fewer	2
Ladies Room Diaries (2012) (TV Series) - Writer (3 episodes, 2012), Producer (2 episodes, 2012), Bathroom Attendant (1 episode, 2012) Writer (3 episodes, 2012), Producer (2 episodes, 2012), Bathroom Attendant (1 episode, 2012) See fewer Rubik's Cubicle (Jul 8, 2012) Season 1, Episode 5 - Writer Writer See fewer See more See fewer Loading	3
Sons of Anarchy (2011) (TV Series) - Latin Woman #1 (1 episode, 2011) Latin Woman #1 (1 episode, 2011) See fewer Fruit for the Crows (Oct 18, 2011) Season 4, Episode 7 - Latin Woman #1 Latin Woman #1 See fewer	1
Mind of Mencia (2006) (TV Series) - Writer (15 episodes, 2006) Writer (15 episodes, 2006) See fewer Episode #2.15 (Aug 6, 2006) Season 2, Episode 15 - Writer Writer See fewer See more See fewer Loading	15

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Self (65 titles)
The Talk (2017–2023) (TV Series) - Self / Self - Guest Co-Host / Self - Guest Co-Hostess (7 episodes, 2017) Self / Self - Guest Co-Host / Self - Guest Co-Hostess (7 episodes, 2017) See fewer Cristela Alonzo (Dec 11, 2023) Season 14, Episode 44 - Self Self See fewer See more See fewer Loading
ASSSSCAT: Los Angeles (2023) (TV Series) - Self - monologist (1 episode, 2023) Self - monologist (1 episode, 2023) See fewer Cristela Alonzo (Oct 7, 2023) Season 1, Episode 9 - Self - monologist Self - monologist See fewer
Pictionary (2022–2023) (TV Series) - Self - Team Captain (22 episodes, 2022) Self - Team Captain (22 episodes, 2022) See fewer Push It Real Good (Sep 8, 2023) Season 1, Episode 197 - Self - Team Captain Self - Team Captain See fewer See more See fewer Loading
Rewind the '90s (2023) (TV Mini-series) - Self (6 episodes, 2023) Self (6 episodes, 2023) See fewer Decade of Disruption (Aug 28, 2023) Season 1, Episode 10 - Self Self See fewer See more See fewer Loading
Is It Cake? (2023) (TV Series) - Self - Judge (1 episode, 2023) Self - Judge (1 episode, 2023) See fewer S'more Cake Please (Jun 30, 2023) Season 2, Episode 5 - Self - Judge Self - Judge See fewer
Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me! (2022–2023) (Podcast Series) - Self - Panelist (2 episodes, 2022) Self - Panelist (2 episodes, 2022) See fewer Rosie Perez (Feb 18, 2023) Season 1, Episode 1,350 - Self - Panelist Self - Panelist See fewer Nathan Lane (Jul 23, 2022) Season 1, Episode 1,299 - Self - Panelist Self - Panelist See fewer
GMA3: What You Need to Know (2022) (TV Series) - Self (1 episode, 2022) Self (1 episode, 2022) See fewer Christina Ortega/Jonathan Evans/Cristela Alonzo/Aida Rodriguez/Angelah Johnson-Reyes (Nov 4, 2022) Season 3, Episode 40 - Self Self See fewer
The Cross Connection with Tiffany Cross (2021–2022) (TV Series) - Self (4 episodes, 2021) Self (4 episodes, 2021) See fewer 30-07-2022 (Jul 30, 2022) Self Self See fewer See more See fewer Loading
Good Morning America (2014–2022) (TV Series) - Self - Guest / Self (2 episodes, 2014) Self - Guest / Self (2 episodes, 2014) See fewer Episode dated 29 June 2022 (Jun 29, 2022) Self - Guest Self - Guest See fewer Episode dated 8 October 2014 (Oct 8, 2014) Self Self See fewer
Jane Fonda & Lily Tomlin: Ladies Night Live (2022) (TV Special) - Self Self See fewer
The '80s: Top Ten (2022) (TV Series) - Self - Actress, Comedian & Writer (1 episode, 2022) Self - Actress, Comedian & Writer (1 episode, 2022) See fewer Watercooler Moments (Jan 1, 2022) Season 1, Episode 1 - Self - Actress, Comedian & Writer Self - Actress, Comedian & Writer See fewer
Legends of the Hidden Temple (2021) (TV Series) - Self - Host (3 episodes, 2021) Self - Host (3 episodes, 2021) See fewer The Ilocano Legend of Lam-Ang (Oct 24, 2021) Season 1, Episode 3 - Self - Host Self - Host See fewer See more See fewer Loading
Dish Nation (2021) (TV Series) - Self (1 episode, 2021) Self (1 episode, 2021) See fewer Episode #10.29 (Oct 14, 2021) Season 10, Episode 29 - Self Self See fewer
Entertainment Tonight (2014–2021) (TV Series) - Self / Self - Cristela (4 episodes, 2014) Self / Self - Cristela (4 episodes, 2014) See fewer Episode #41.23 (Oct 8, 2021) Season 41, Episode 23 - Self Self See fewer See more See fewer Loading
25 Words or Less (2019–2021) (TV Series) - Self - Contestant (60 episodes, 2019) Self - Contestant (60 episodes, 2019) See fewer Episode #2.175 (May 28, 2021) Season 2, Episode 175 - Self - Contestant Self - Contestant See fewer See more See fewer Loading
Inside Pixar (2021) (TV Series) - Narrator (5 episodes, 2021) Narrator (5 episodes, 2021) See fewer Foundations: Color, Light and Emotion (Mar 26, 2021) Season 1, Episode 15 - Narrator (voice) Narrator (voice) See fewer See more See fewer Loading
Never Not Funny (2016–2021) (Podcast Series) - Self (4 episodes, 2016) Self (4 episodes, 2016) See fewer Cristela Alonzo (Jan 27, 2021) Season 27, Episode 23 - Self Self See fewer See more See fewer Loading
Earth to Ned (2021) (TV Series) - Self (1 episode, 2021) Self (1 episode, 2021) See fewer Growing Up Ned (Jan 1, 2021) Season 1, Episode 19 - Self Self See fewer
Chicano Squad (2020–2021) (Podcast Series) - Self - Host Self - Host See fewer
Bubble (2018–2021) (Podcast Series) - Self - Host Self - Host See fewer
The Drew Barrymore Show (2020) (TV Series) - Self - Guest (2 episodes, 2020) Self - Guest (2 episodes, 2020) See fewer Chelsea Handler, Luvvie Ajayi Jones, Yamaneika Saunders (Nov 2, 2020) Season 1, Episode 36 - Self - Guest Self - Guest See fewer Gwyneth Paltrow (Sep 22, 2020) Season 1, Episode 7 - Self - Guest Self - Guest See fewer
VOMO: Vote or Miss Out (2020) (TV Special) - Self Self See fewer
The Throwback (2020) (TV Special) - Self Self See fewer
The Throwback (2020) (TV Special) - Self Self See fewer
Lights Out with David Spade (2019–2020) (TV Series) - Self - Panelist (4 episodes, 2019) Self - Panelist (4 episodes, 2019) See fewer Episode #1.106 (Mar 11, 2020) Season 1, Episode 106 - Self - Panelist Self - Panelist See fewer See more See fewer Loading
Wanda Sykes: Bustin' Loose (2019) (TV Special) - Self Self See fewer
This Giant Beast That is the Global Economy (2019) (TV Series) - Self - Guest Star (1 episode, 2019) Self - Guest Star (1 episode, 2019) See fewer A.I. is the Future. Will it Keep Us Around to Enjoy It? (Feb 22, 2019) Season 1, Episode 4 - Self - Guest Star Self - Guest Star See fewer
Back to School Just for Laughs (2018) (TV Special) - Self Self See fewer
Doughboys (2018) (Podcast Series) - Self - Guest (1 episode, 2018) Self - Guest (1 episode, 2018) See fewer Panda Express 2 with Cristela Alonzo (Jul 12, 2018) Season 1, Episode 162 - Self - Guest Self - Guest See fewer
The 3rd Annual Howie Mandel Stand-Up Gala (2017) (TV Special) - Self Self See fewer
The Director's Cut (2017) (TV Series) - Self (1 episode, 2017) Self (1 episode, 2017) See fewer Ep205 (Dec 8, 2017) Season 2, Episode 5 - Self Self See fewer
Cruz Ramirez: The Yellow Car that Could - Cars 3 Documentary (2017) (Video) - Self Self See fewer
Made in Hollywood (2017) (TV Series) - Self (1 episode, 2017) Self (1 episode, 2017) See fewer Cars 3/47 Meters Down/All Eyez on Me/The Book of Henry (Jun 17, 2017) Season 12, Episode 37 - Self Self See fewer
Extra (2017) (TV Series) - Self (1 episode, 2017) Self (1 episode, 2017) See fewer Episode #23.244 (Jun 15, 2017) Season 23, Episode 244 - Self Self See fewer
Celebrity Page (2017) (TV Series) - Self (1 episode, 2017) Self (1 episode, 2017) See fewer Episode #2.203 (Jun 14, 2017) Season 2, Episode 203 - Self Self See fewer
Conan (2012–2017) (TV Series) - Self - Comic Guest / Self - Guest (4 episodes, 2012) Self - Comic Guest / Self - Guest (4 episodes, 2012) See fewer Anthony Anderson/Michelle Monaghan/Cristela Alonzo (Feb 8, 2017) Season 7, Episode 44 - Self - Comic Guest Self - Comic Guest See fewer See more See fewer Loading
Harry (2017) (TV Series) - Self (1 episode, 2017) Self (1 episode, 2017) See fewer Actor Alan Cumming/Comedian Cristela Alonzo/Leading Lady/Draw Harry (Jan 31, 2017) Season 1, Episode 99 - Self Self See fewer
The View (2014–2017) (TV Series) - Self / Self - Guest Co-Hostess / Self - Cristela (25 episodes, 2014) Self / Self - Guest Co-Hostess / Self - Cristela (25 episodes, 2014) See fewer Crisela Alonzo (Jan 23, 2017) Season 20, Episode 87 - Self Self See fewer See more See fewer Loading
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (2017) (TV Series) - Self (1 episode, 2017) Self (1 episode, 2017) See fewer Jim Gaffigan/Cristela Alonzo/The Avett Brothers (Jan 20, 2017) Season 2, Episode 82 - Self Self See fewer
Habla y Vota (2016) (TV Movie) - Self Self See fewer
Lewis Black & Friends: Let Freedom Laugh (2015) (TV Special) - Self Self See fewer
Celebrity Name Game (2015) (TV Series) - Self - Contestant (3 episodes, 2015) Self - Contestant (3 episodes, 2015) See fewer Cristela Alonzo & Wayne Brady #3 (Nov 3, 2015) Season 2, Episode 43 - Self - Contestant Self - Contestant See fewer See more See fewer Loading
Just for Laughs: All-Access (2014–2015) (TV Series) - Self (3 episodes, 2014) Self (3 episodes, 2014) See fewer Episode #5.4 Season 5, Episode 4 - Self Self See fewer See more See fewer Loading
The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore (2015) (TV Series) - Self - Panelist (1 episode, 2015) Self - Panelist (1 episode, 2015) See fewer Walmart Closures & A Cop's Non-Lethal Force (Apr 21, 2015) Season 1, Episode 45 - Self - Panelist Self - Panelist See fewer
Comedy Up Late (2015) (TV Series) - Self (1 episode, 2015) Self (1 episode, 2015) See fewer Episode #3.2 (Apr 15, 2015) Season 3, Episode 2 - Self Self See fewer
The Insider (2014–2015) (TV Series) - Self (2 episodes, 2014) Self (2 episodes, 2014) See fewer Episode dated 3 April 2015 (Apr 3, 2015) Self Self See fewer Episode dated 31 October 2014 (Oct 31, 2014) Self Self See fewer
This Is Not Happening (2015) (TV Series) - Self (1 episode, 2015) Self (1 episode, 2015) See fewer Travel (Mar 13, 2015) Season 1, Episode 7 - Self Self See fewer
This Is Not Happening (2015) (TV Series) - Self (2 episodes, 2015) Self (2 episodes, 2015) See fewer Flying with My Jewish Boyfriend (Mar 12, 2015) Self Self See fewer Travel (Mar 11, 2015) Self Self See fewer
America's Funniest Home Videos (2015) (TV Series) - Self (1 episode, 2015) Self (1 episode, 2015) See fewer Episode #25.13 (Feb 8, 2015) Season 25, Episode 13 - Self Self See fewer
Access Hollywood (2015) (TV Series) - Self - Guest (1 episode, 2015) Self - Guest (1 episode, 2015) See fewer Episode dated 1 January 2015 (Jan 1, 2015) Self - Guest Self - Guest See fewer
The 83rd Annual Hollywood Christmas Parade (2014) (TV Special) - Self Self See fewer
Late Show with David Letterman (2014) (TV Series) - Self - Cristela (1 episode, 2014) Self - Cristela (1 episode, 2014) See fewer Joaquin Phoenix/Cristela Alonzo/Al Green (Dec 8, 2014) Season 22, Episode 60 - Self - Cristela Self - Cristela See fewer
The Chew (2014) (TV Series) - Self - Cristela (1 episode, 2014) Self - Cristela (1 episode, 2014) See fewer Extra Value Friday: Double-Up Dinners (Oct 17, 2014) Season 4, Episode 30 - Self - Cristela Self - Cristela See fewer
Jimmy Kimmel Live! (2014) (TV Series) - Self - Guest (1 episode, 2014) Self - Guest (1 episode, 2014) See fewer Adam Carolla/Cristela Alonzo/Bob Seger (Oct 14, 2014) Season 12, Episode 137 - Self - Guest Self - Guest See fewer
Last Call with Carson Daly (2014) (TV Series) - Self - Guest (1 episode, 2014) Self - Guest (1 episode, 2014) See fewer John Slattery/Cristela Alonzo/Night Terrors of 1927 (May 13, 2014) Season 13, Episode 86 - Self - Guest Self - Guest See fewer
@midnight (2014) (TV Series) - Self (1 episode, 2014) Self (1 episode, 2014) See fewer Episode #2.5 (Jan 13, 2014) Season 2, Episode 5 - Self Self See fewer
Brody Stevens: Enjoy It! (2013– ) (TV Series) - Self Self See fewer
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2013) (TV Series) - Self - Musical guest (1 episode, 2013) Self - Musical guest (1 episode, 2013) See fewer Episode dated 18 July 2013 (Jul 18, 2013) Self - Musical guest Self - Musical guest See fewer
The Half Hour (2013) (TV Series) - Self (1 episode, 2013) Self (1 episode, 2013) See fewer Cristela Alonzo (Jun 7, 2013) Season 2, Episode 12 - Self Self See fewer
Gabriel Iglesias Presents Stand-Up Revolution (2011) (TV Series) - Self - Comic (1 episode, 2011) Self - Comic (1 episode, 2011) See fewer Cristela Alonzo/Larry Omaha/Maz Jobrani (Nov 10, 2011) Season 1, Episode 6 - Self - Comic Self - Comic See fewer
Legally Brown (2011) (TV Special) - Self Self See fewer
Ladies Night Out (2010) (TV Series) - Self (1 episode, 2010) Self (1 episode, 2010) See fewer Ladies Night Out (Dec 10, 2010) Season 1, Episode 2 - Self Self See fewer
Last Comic Standing (2010) (TV Series) - Self (2 episodes, 2010) Self (2 episodes, 2010) See fewer Episode #7.7 (Jul 5, 2010) Season 7, Episode 7 - Self Self See fewer Episode #7.1 (Jun 7, 2010) Season 7, Episode 1 - Self Self See fewer
Stand-Up 360: Muy Caliente Edition 2 (2009) Self - Comedian Self - Comedian See fewer
Live at Gotham (2007) (TV Series) - Self (1 episode, 2007) Self (1 episode, 2007) See fewer Episode #2.7 (Jul 6, 2007) Season 2, Episode 7 - Self Self See fewer

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Archive Footage (2 titles)
Entertainment Tonight (2015–2017) (TV Series) - Self (3 episodes, 2015) Self (3 episodes, 2015) See fewer Episode #36.240 (Jun 17, 2017) Season 36, Episode 240 - Self (archive footage) Self (archive footage) See fewer See more See fewer Loading
The Insider (2015) (TV Series) - Self (1 episode, 2015) Self (1 episode, 2015) See fewer Episode dated 2 April 2015 (Apr 2, 2015) Self (archive footage) Self (archive footage) See fewer

Other (1 title)
Persistence of Memory (2023) (Podcast Series) - Narrator Narrator See fewer

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* self-verified

Hosting (1 title)	Role / Position	Company / Director
legends of the hidden temple *	Self - Host	CW

Voice Over (1 title)	Role / Position	Company / Director
Inside Pixar *	Narrator	Disney Pixar

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