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  • Theft (2008)
  • Not Rated
    90 min | Comedy, Romance
Theft (2008)
Not Rated
90 min | Comedy, Romance

When Guy Simms is yanked out of his mundane routine mopping floors at the gay cabaret and accused of burning down the evangelical church by the town preacher, Guy overcomes his fear of authority to prove his innocence in this sardonic film...See moreWhen Guy Simms is yanked out of his mundane routine mopping floors at the gay cabaret and accused of burning down the evangelical church by the town preacher, Guy overcomes his fear of authority to prove his innocence in this sardonic film about Leathermen, the Bible and fighting for freedom. Written by Paul Bright See less
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Oct 18, 2008 (United States)

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67 cast members
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Matthew Burnett
Guy (as Matthew Charles Burnett) Guy (as Matthew Charles Burnett)   See fewer
Cynthia Schiebel
Sister Susannah Sister Susannah   See fewer
David LaDuca
George George   See fewer
Shad Ramsey
Scotty Scotty   See fewer
Sam Jeske
Daddy Jack Daddy Jack   See fewer
Orion Gallagher
Leatherman Heckler 1 Leatherman Heckler 1   See fewer
Jim Knight
Leatherman Heckler 2 Leatherman Heckler 2   See fewer
Tim Brough
Leatherman Heckler 3 Leatherman Heckler 3   See fewer
Paul Bright
Leatherman Heckler 4 Leatherman Heckler 4   See fewer
Julie Smith
Glynis Glynis   See fewer
Mary Anzalone
Lynette Lynette   See fewer
Peggy Mae Binn
Margaret Margaret   See fewer
Joeleen Ornt
Shocked Woman Shocked Woman   See fewer
Dustan Costine
Officer Law Officer Law   See fewer
Dan Murphy
Officer Order Officer Order   See fewer
Leah Coffman
Animal Officer Animal Officer   See fewer
John K. Pedersen
Train Conductor Train Conductor   See fewer
Spencer Greenwood
Street Evangelist Street Evangelist   See fewer
Kit McGuire
Windshield Evangelist Windshield Evangelist   See fewer
Steven Willis
J. Steinhaus J. Steinhaus   See fewer
Jeff Runnels
Nick Johnson Nick Johnson   See fewer
Krista Keosheyan
Bimbo Girlfriend Bimbo Girlfriend   See fewer
Thomas Arcy
Bar Protestor Bar Protestor   See fewer
Jessica Bloom
Train Passenger Train Passenger   See fewer
Hieronymus Bosch
Funeral Protestor Funeral Protestor   See fewer
Bill Brittain
Leatherman Leatherman   See fewer
Lavonda Carter
Amen Sister (as Lavonda D. Carter) Amen Sister (as Lavonda D. Carter)   See fewer
Leo Collas
Leatherman (as Leo J. Collas) Leatherman (as Leo J. Collas)   See fewer
Kevin R. Cox
Brother Ervil / Funeral Protestor Brother Ervil / Funeral Protestor   See fewer
Dee Ray Crews
Bar Protestor (as Dee Crews) Bar Protestor (as Dee Crews)   See fewer
Jeff Davis
Church Member Church Member   See fewer
Blaseo Jr. David De
Train Passenger Train Passenger   See fewer
Mary Ekene
Bar Protestor Bar Protestor   See fewer
E.C. Gee
Bar Protestor Bar Protestor   See fewer
Donna Greenberg
Funeral Protestor Funeral Protestor   See fewer
Keith Hale
Bar Protestor Bar Protestor   See fewer
Sarah E. Harris
Bar Protestor Bar Protestor   See fewer
Charles R. Hill
Log Cabin Republican Log Cabin Republican   See fewer
Carl Hubbell
Reformed Republican Reformed Republican   See fewer
Daniela Jacobson
Shocked Woman / Mural Spectator Shocked Woman / Mural Spectator   See fewer
Jericho
Leatherman Leatherman   See fewer
Russell Koonce
Leatherman (as Rusty Koonce) Leatherman (as Rusty Koonce)   See fewer
Gil Mata
Leatherman Leatherman   See fewer
Peggy McConnell
Church Member / Mural Spectator Church Member / Mural Spectator   See fewer
Jennifer Moss
Church Member / Bar Protestor Church Member / Bar Protestor   See fewer
Gerber Olvera
Leatherman Leatherman   See fewer
Azure D. Osborne-Lee
Jesus Sister Jesus Sister   See fewer
Joe Patton
Pirate / Bar Protestor Pirate / Bar Protestor   See fewer
James Reaser
Leatherman Leatherman   See fewer
David L. Reed
Reformed Republican / Leatherman Reformed Republican / Leatherman   See fewer
Rob Reeves
Cute Letter Carrier Cute Letter Carrier   See fewer
Peter 'Trust' Reid
Leatherman Leatherman   See fewer
Steve Reinisch
Leatherman Leatherman   See fewer
Fran Rush
Church Member / Funeral Protestor Church Member / Funeral Protestor   See fewer
Rebecca Schroeder
Train Passenger Train Passenger   See fewer
Glenn Scott
Leatherman Leatherman   See fewer
Steve Shieldes
Leatherman (as Stephen Shieldes) Leatherman (as Stephen Shieldes)   See fewer
Gary Teague
Church Attendee Church Attendee   See fewer
Debbi Tucker
Hosannah Sister / Mural Spectator (as Debbie Tucker) Hosannah Sister / Mural Spectator (as Debbie Tucker)   See fewer
Frances Ward
Church Member Church Member   See fewer
Marcus West
Bar Protestor Bar Protestor   See fewer
Blake White
Leatherman Leatherman   See fewer
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