Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Crab (Season 5, Episode 7)
TV Episode | Comedy

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

Crab (Season 5, Episode 7)

TV Episode | Comedy

Louise goes to court, argues with the magistrate, and is giving community service: supervising teenage girls. Janet and Johnny wake up in their wedding clothes in the back of a truck containing dressed crabs. Fearful that their marriage is...See moreLouise goes to court, argues with the magistrate, and is giving community service: supervising teenage girls. Janet and Johnny wake up in their wedding clothes in the back of a truck containing dressed crabs. Fearful that their marriage is fated to never take place, Janet confesses to Jonny about her night with Gaz, but he laughs it off. Donna and Gaz decide to form an alliance which will save the day, posing as Janet and Jonny at the registry office so that they will have a proper marriage certificate. Written by don @ minifie-1 See less

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9 cast members

Name	Known for
Natalie Casey Donna Donna See fewer	Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001)
Kathryn Drysdale Louise Brooks Louise Brooks See fewer	Bridgerton (2020)
Will Mellor Gaz Gaz See fewer	Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001)
Sheridan Smith Janet Janet See fewer	Cilla (2014)
Ralf Little Jonny Keogh Jonny Keogh See fewer	The Royle Family (1998)
Hayley Bishop Kelly Kelly See fewer	Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001)
Emma Shaw Magistrate Magistrate See fewer	A Dark Adapted Eye (1994)
Sally Bankes Registrar Registrar See fewer	Chicken Tikka Masala (2005)
Paul Elsam Photographer Photographer See fewer	Coronation Street (1960)