Wild Card Russian Missus Gets No Kisses (Season 2, Episode 13)
TV Episode | Drama, Mystery, Comedy

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Russian Missus Gets No Kisses (Season 2, Episode 13)

TV Episode | Drama, Mystery, Comedy

On a bridge a sports car nearly runs over Dan, who had run out of gas; a Russian young woman gets out, screaming to the driver, hands Zoe her baby girl Svetlana and jumps down. Taylor asks Zoe to talk as her 'Cyrano' to weird-looking ...See moreOn a bridge a sports car nearly runs over Dan, who had run out of gas; a Russian young woman gets out, screaming to the driver, hands Zoe her baby girl Svetlana and jumps down. Taylor asks Zoe to talk as her 'Cyrano' to weird-looking guitarist Monty, not quite to Zoe's liking. Dan admirably minds the baby till social worker Bonnie Peterson collects her- then they find it was someone else, physically without resemblance. The detectives track the expensive baby blanket to Linda's shop, and get sixteen buyer names, none Russian, but recognize the car from the bridge. The driver, her accountant, tells them Tatyana is an Olympic diver and screamed for money, he thinks for dope. She was offering herself on dating website 'love Russian Mission' run by Pavel and Oxana Petrovich, so Dan pretends interest in Anastasia -played by Zoe-, who is flown in illegally, and asks for the whereabouts of her friend Tatyana and baby Svetlana. Snooping she finds a receipt from Linda's shop linking the fake Bonnie to clients Nick and Elena (Yelena) Collins- at their home they find the baby, apparently snatched from them by Tatyana. Chicago PD Detective Leo Lombardi helps them put the heat on the couple, which now turns over Tatyana, who wants her baby back which was stole by catalog bride Elena, who turns out to be... Written by KGF Vissers See less

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21 cast members

Name	Known for
Joely Fisher Zoe Busiek Zoe Busiek See fewer	The Mask (1994)
Chris Potter Dan Lennox Dan Lennox See fewer	X-Men '97 (2024)
Loretta Devine M. Pearl McGuire M. Pearl McGuire See fewer	Crash (I) (2004)
Vikki Krinsky Taylor Woodall Taylor Woodall See fewer	Red Notice (2021)
Richard Binsley Nick Collins Nick Collins See fewer	Redwall (1999)
Nicu Branzea Pavel Petrovich Pavel Petrovich See fewer	Strike! (1998)
Marium Carvell Bonnie Peterson Bonnie Peterson See fewer	Pillow Talk (2022)
Deanna Dezmari Elena "Yelena" Collins Elena "Yelena" Collins See fewer	Sardar Udham (2021)
Gale Garnett Oxsana Petrovich (as Gale Zoë Garnett) Oxsana Petrovich (as Gale Zoë Garnett) See fewer	My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)
Joan Gregson Linda Linda See fewer	It Chapter Two (2019)
Jamie Johnston Clifford 'Cliff' Woodall Clifford 'Cliff' Woodall See fewer	Degrassi: The Next Generation (2001)
Shawn Lawrence Rod Rod See fewer	Exit Wounds (2001)
Jane Milman Sophia Sophia See fewer	In Between (I) (2007)
Aislinn Paul Hannah Woodall Hannah Woodall See fewer	Heroes Reborn (2015)
Joe Pingue Detective Leo Lombardi Detective Leo Lombardi See fewer	Star Trek: Section 31 (2025)
Jeffrey R. Smith Brad Brad See fewer	Private Eyes (2016)
Christopher Tai Monty Monty See fewer	See (2019)
Juan Carlos Velis Valdez Valdez See fewer	War (2007)
Olga Vilner Tatyana Tatyana See fewer	NYPD Blue (1993)
Aimee Lenihan Baby Svetlana (uncredited) Baby Svetlana (uncredited) See fewer	Riot Girls (2019)
Kylie Lenihan Baby Svetlana (uncredited) Baby Svetlana (uncredited) See fewer	Riot Girls (2019)