Quark All the Emperor's Quasi-Norms: Part 1 (Season 1, Episode 5)
TV Episode | 25 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi

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All the Emperor's Quasi-Norms: Part 1 (Season 1, Episode 5)

TV Episode | 25 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi

Quark expects to be on a good will mission, but it turns out that he is to pick up garbage as usual. But this isn't a usual mission as Quark and his crew are quickly captured by Zorgon the Malevolent, the most vicious Gorgon space pirate ...See moreQuark expects to be on a good will mission, but it turns out that he is to pick up garbage as usual. But this isn't a usual mission as Quark and his crew are quickly captured by Zorgon the Malevolent, the most vicious Gorgon space pirate and half brother to the high Gorgon himself! Soon after being captured they meet Zorgon's daughter, the empress Libido, who is quickly captivated by Ficus and falls in love with him. But Zorgon is more interested in finding "It" and he thinks that Quark knows what "It" is and where "It" is located. Under pressure of having his crew crushed to death Quark reveals that "It" is located on the asteroid Rumbar; but Quark is only bluffing! To avoid Zorgon finding out about the bluff the crew decides to have Ficus make love to Libido, however, Ficus is confused and instead decides to pollinate with Libido. But luck is not with them, as Zorgon catches Ficus and Libido in the act of pollination and he decides that Quark and his crew are must to die; Ficus to be cut in half by a laser and the Betty's to be crushed in a compactor. Zorgon is about to find "It" but what terrible fate could be next for the crew and the United Galaxy? We'll find out when the conclusion comes next week! Written by H Pylypiw See less

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15 cast members

Name	Known for
Richard Benjamin Adam Quark Adam Quark See fewer	Westworld (1973)
Tim Thomerson Gene / Jean (as Timothy Thomerson) Gene / Jean (as Timothy Thomerson) See fewer	Near Dark (1987)
Richard Kelton Ficus Ficus See fewer	Quark (1977)
Patricia Barnstable Betty (as Tricia Barnstable) Betty (as Tricia Barnstable) See fewer	Quark (1977)
Cyb Barnstable Betty Betty See fewer	Quark (1977)
Conrad Janis Palindrome Palindrome See fewer	The Cable Guy (1996)
Alan Caillou The Head The Head See fewer	Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask (1972)
Joan Van Ark Princess Libido Princess Libido See fewer	Knots Landing (1979)
Ross Martin Zorgon the Malevolent Zorgon the Malevolent See fewer	The Great Race (1965)
Bobby Porter Andy Andy See fewer	Battle for the Planet of the Apes (1973)
Ned York Bar-Tel Bar-Tel See fewer	The Wide World of Mystery (1973)
Jerrold Ziman Professor Dinsmore Professor Dinsmore See fewer	9 to 5 (1980)
Susan Backlinie Guard #1 Guard #1 See fewer	Jaws (1975)
Keith Atkinson Guard #2 Guard #2 See fewer	Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977)
Ann Prentiss Gene / Jean (voice) (uncredited) Gene / Jean (voice) (uncredited) See fewer	My Stepmother Is an Alien (1988)