Cheers Swear to God (Season 7, Episode 2)
TV-PG
TV Episode | 30 min | Comedy, Drama

Cheers

Swear to God (Season 7, Episode 2)

TV-PG

TV Episode | 30 min | Comedy, Drama

Sam is in the middle of picking up an attractive woman named Suzanne in the bar, when he's telephoned by another former lover named Denise who wants to see him as soon as possible. So many women, so little time. He chooses to see Denise, ...See moreSam is in the middle of picking up an attractive woman named Suzanne in the bar, when he's telephoned by another former lover named Denise who wants to see him as soon as possible. So many women, so little time. He chooses to see Denise, while he puts current prey, Suzanne, on hold. However, Denise doesn't quite want a liaison: she tells Sam that he is one of two possible men who fathered her newborn child. Sam is shaken at the news, and swears to God that he will forgo sex forever if the child isn't his. He decides to change that to three months, which is like a lifetime for Sam. He quickly finds out that he is not the father, and is relieved. He is just about ready to head off for an evening of debauchery with Suzanne when Carla reminds him of his vow to God. Because of Carla's strong Catholic background, she convinces Sam, with a little unwitting help from Woody, that a vow to God is something one should not take lightly. Sam asks for advice from Father Barry and Frasier, the former who won't let Sam off the hook, and the latter who suggests he funnel his sexual energies into other endeavors. It doesn't help that another old flame, Rachel Patterson, comes by the bar on a short layover she has in Boston. Sam isn't sure he can make it through the evening with Rachel let alone the three months. A hotel room accessory may make him come to a conclusion about his vow. Written by Huggo See less

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27 cast members

Name	Known for
Ted Danson Sam Malone Sam Malone See fewer	Cheers (1982)
Kirstie Alley Rebecca Howe Rebecca Howe See fewer	Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982)
Rhea Perlman Carla LeBec Carla LeBec See fewer	Cheers (1982)
John Ratzenberger Cliff Clavin Cliff Clavin See fewer	Cheers (1982)
Woody Harrelson Woody Boyd Woody Boyd See fewer	True Detective (2014)
Kelsey Grammer Dr. Frasier Crane Dr. Frasier Crane See fewer	Cheers (1982)
George Wendt Norm Peterson Norm Peterson See fewer	Cheers (1982)
Eric Christmas Father Barry Father Barry See fewer	Porky's (1981)
Kim Johnston Ulrich Rachel Rachel See fewer	Passions (1999)
Shanna Reed Suzanne Porter Suzanne Porter See fewer	The Colbys (1985)
Lee Allen Bar Patron (uncredited) Bar Patron (uncredited) See fewer	Where the Buffalo Roam (1980)
Patti Arpaia Bar Patron (uncredited) Bar Patron (uncredited) See fewer	National Lampoon's Van Wilder (2002)
Don Bennett Bar Patron (uncredited) Bar Patron (uncredited) See fewer
Joan Carey Bar Patron (uncredited) Bar Patron (uncredited) See fewer	Centennial (1978)
Joyce Goldman Bar Patron (uncredited) Bar Patron (uncredited) See fewer	Simon & Simon (1981)
Roy Goldman Bar Patron (uncredited) Bar Patron (uncredited) See fewer	Dracula: Dead and Loving It (1995)
Linda Harcharic Bar Patron (uncredited) Bar Patron (uncredited) See fewer	A Dangerous Woman (1993)
Fritz Hess Bar Patron (uncredited) Bar Patron (uncredited) See fewer	Newhart (1982)
Keith H. Moore Bar Patron (uncredited) Bar Patron (uncredited) See fewer	Police Academy 6: City Under Siege (1989)
Susan O'Connor Bar Patron (uncredited) Bar Patron (uncredited) See fewer
Joseph Paz Bar Patron (uncredited) Bar Patron (uncredited) See fewer	South Pacific (1958)
Philip Perlman Phil (uncredited) Phil (uncredited) See fewer	Throw Momma from the Train (1987)
Mark Reilly Bar Patron (uncredited) Bar Patron (uncredited) See fewer	Michael Collins (1996)
Al Rosen Al (uncredited) Al (uncredited) See fewer	Cheers (1982)
Michael Sax Bar Patron (uncredited) Bar Patron (uncredited) See fewer	Tron (1982)
Rebecca Soladay Bar Patron (uncredited) Bar Patron (uncredited) See fewer	Lotus (1987)
Don Terwilliger Bar Patron (uncredited) Bar Patron (uncredited) See fewer