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  • The Long Lunch (2003)
  • 90 min | Comedy
The Long Lunch (2003)
90 min | Comedy

East tangles none-too-gently with West, in this hilarious action-comedy where everyone seems to have had a little too much Chicken Chow Mein. All the 5 hardened criminals wanted to do was eat lunch at a Chinese restaurant (The Prosperous ...See moreEast tangles none-too-gently with West, in this hilarious action-comedy where everyone seems to have had a little too much Chicken Chow Mein. All the 5 hardened criminals wanted to do was eat lunch at a Chinese restaurant (The Prosperous Palace) and plan the next day's robbery. Before the first bottle of cognac has even destroyed any brain cells, the restaurant staff have overheard the plans and are making plans of their own to hijack the heist. So with the help of a moody waitress, a roast-duck-obsessed chef and an ancient ex-Hong Kong cabbie who's a few steamed dumpling's short of a Dim Sum, the staff embark on the job. The catch - do the raid and be back before the bill is paid. Written by Anonymous See less
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Azhar Ismon (as Mohammad Azhar Ismon) | Bill Murphy
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Updated Sep 22, 2003

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Sep 22, 2003 (United Kingdom)

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75 cast members
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Jeanette Cronin
Dixie Porcine Dixie Porcine   See fewer
Ian Bliss
Italo Julep Italo Julep   See fewer
Vincent Gil
Elbridge Nash (as Vince Gil) Elbridge Nash (as Vince Gil)   See fewer
Alex Menglet
Issur Demsky Issur Demsky   See fewer
Victor Rodger
Dwayne Bummler Dwayne Bummler   See fewer
Steph Song
Gracie Gracie   See fewer
Conroy Chi-Chung Chan
Khai (as Conroy Chan) Khai (as Conroy Chan)   See fewer
Teik Buck Ooi
Old Man Lee Old Man Lee   See fewer
Lawrence Leung
Ignatius Ignatius   See fewer
Angelina Nguyen
Gaik Kim Gaik Kim   See fewer
Li Yang
Triad Triad   See fewer
Julie Wood
Skimpy Skirt (as Julie Sobotta) Skimpy Skirt (as Julie Sobotta)   See fewer
Edwin Pang
Uncle Uncle   See fewer
Eng Aun Khor
Uncle Lye Uncle Lye   See fewer
Takahito Masuda
Sleezy Jap Guy Sleezy Jap Guy   See fewer
Mariko Nishida
Dumb Jap Girl Dumb Jap Girl   See fewer
Jing Zhao
Triad Bitch Triad Bitch   See fewer
Elle Seymour
Triad Bitch Triad Bitch   See fewer
Alex Gao
Teenager Teenager   See fewer
Hiro Higashiyama
Toilet Dweller Toilet Dweller   See fewer
Gang Li
Old Diner Old Diner   See fewer
Helen Graf
Old Diner's Wife Old Diner's Wife   See fewer
Isabelle Le Deux
Issur's Daughter Issur's Daughter   See fewer
Miya St. John
Dympna Dympna   See fewer
Gez Callinan
Niteclub Dancer Niteclub Dancer   See fewer
Monty Carbunkle
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Andrew Mills
Policeman Policeman   See fewer
Billy Kwang
2nd Chef 2nd Chef   See fewer
Pauly Kim
Karaoke Star Karaoke Star   See fewer
Rona
Spreckles Spreckles   See fewer
Noriko Okamoto
Restaurant Extra Restaurant Extra   See fewer
Simon Fang
Restaurant Extra Restaurant Extra   See fewer
Grace Anh
Restaurant Extra Restaurant Extra   See fewer
Jennifer Liu
Restaurant Extra Restaurant Extra   See fewer
Marissa Parry
Restaurant Extra Restaurant Extra   See fewer
Denise Chen
Restaurant Extra Restaurant Extra   See fewer
Lilian Wong
Restaurant Extra Restaurant Extra   See fewer
Sombart Chamclan
Restaurant Extra Restaurant Extra   See fewer
Michael Ng
Restaurant Extra Restaurant Extra   See fewer
Matthew Ng Ting
Restaurant Extra (as Matthew Ng) Restaurant Extra (as Matthew Ng)   See fewer
Andrew Ng
Restaurant Extra Restaurant Extra   See fewer
Peter Ling
Restaurant Extra Restaurant Extra   See fewer
Florencia Dumanjug
Restaurant Extra Restaurant Extra   See fewer
Rosanna Chan
Restaurant Extra Restaurant Extra   See fewer
A. Othman
Restaurant Extra Restaurant Extra   See fewer
Lin Xiang
Restaurant Extra Restaurant Extra   See fewer
Luke Tyen Yee Yen
Restaurant Extra (as Luke Tyen-Yee Yen) Restaurant Extra (as Luke Tyen-Yee Yen)   See fewer
Victoria Chiu
Restaurant Extra Restaurant Extra   See fewer
Ka-Yin
Restaurant Extra Restaurant Extra   See fewer
Thomas Schober
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Ambyr Wood
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Morris Abrahams
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Christian Abrahams
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Bart Celstino
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Richard Keenan
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Jeremy Pytel
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Renato Callisto
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Laura Luing
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Gerard Cogley
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Kylie Himmerman
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Margaret Bearman
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Adam Dawson
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Nic Ridge
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Fiona Minorgan
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Jennifer O'Neill
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Polash Larson
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Greg Williams
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Alexandra Tyers
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Costa Kay
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Steve Firman
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Rebecca Flanagan
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Odette Joannidis
Italo's American Ex (scenes deleted) Italo's American Ex (scenes deleted)   See fewer
Miles Paras
The Valet (uncredited) The Valet (uncredited)   See fewer
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