| Past Television (3 titles) | Year | MOVIE Meter | User Rating | User Votes |
 | The Simpsons (TV series) - Consultant (90 episodes, 1994-2003), Writer (60 episodes, 1990-2003), Producer (47 episodes, 1992-1994), Story Editor (24 episodes, 1990-1991), Co-producer (23 episodes, 1991-1992), Soundtrack (3 episodes, 1993-1996), Acknowledgment: writing contribution (1 episode, 1993) | | 248 | 9.2 | 392 |
| The Regina Monologues - Writer (writer) | 2003 | | 7.0 | 217 |
| | Treehouse of Horror XIV - Writer (writer) (as Triple Admiral John Swartzwelder) | 2003 | | 7.4 | 169 |
| | Moe Baby Blues - Consultant | 2003 | | 6.9 | 141 |
| | The Bart of War - Consultant | 2003 | | 6.3 | 117 |
| | Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington - Writer (writer) | 2003 | | 6.8 | 118 |
| | (203 more) | | | | |
| | Pistol Pete (TV movie) - Writer (writer) | 1996 | 126,798 | 6.4 | 14 |
 | Saturday Night Live (TV series) - Writer (18 episodes, 1985-1986), Sailor (1 episode, 1985) | | 644 | 8.2 | 6,750 |
| Anjelica Huston and Billy Martin/George Clinton & Parliament-Funkadelic - Writer (writer) | 1986 | | 6.3 | 11 |
| | Jimmy Breslin and Marvin Hagler/Level 42/E.G. Daily - Writer (writer) | 1986 | | 5.5 | 7 |
| | Catherine Oxenberg and Paul Simon/Ladysmith Black Mambazo - Writer (writer) | 1986 | | 5.8 | 12 |
| | Tony Danza/Laurie Anderson - Writer (writer) | 1986 | | 5.7 | 8 |
| | Oprah Winfrey/Joe Jackson - Writer (writer) | 1986 | | 4.6 | 8 |
| | (13 more) | | | | |