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Bert Kalmar (1884–1947)
Writer, Music Department, Actor
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Hello I Must Be Going (2012)
Writer ("Hello I Must Be Going" (a/k/a/ "Hooray For Captain Spaulding")) |
$24K
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$107K
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$41MM
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Hollywood Singing and Dancing: A Musical History - The 1920s: The Dawn of the Hollywood Musical (2008)
(Video) - Lyrics ("Hooray for Captain Spaulding", "Everyone Says I Love You") (uncredited) |
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$50MM
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$9.4MM
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$8MM
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$152K
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$14MM
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$17MM
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$75MM
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$43K
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$165K
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$174K
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$60MM
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$18MM
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$137MM
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$287MM
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$30MM
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$95K
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$4.2MM
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$4.5MM
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$60MM
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$8.4MM
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$22MM
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$22MM
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Patch Adams (1998)
Arranger ("All God's Chillen Got Wings", "Oh Susanna"), Lyrics ("The Country's Going To War") |
$90MM
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$25MM
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$135MM
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$202MM
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$94K
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$4.6MM
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$4K
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$12K
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$12K
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Everyone Says I Love You (1996)
Writer ("Everyone Says 'I Love You'", "Hooray for Captain Spaulding") |
$20MM
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$132K
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$9.8MM
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$20MM
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$4MM
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$6K
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$744K
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$21MM
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$17MM
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$127MM
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$228MM
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$8MM
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$46K
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$18MM
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$66K
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$947K
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$6.4MM
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$40MM
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$1.5MM
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$4.2MM
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$4.2MM
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$300K
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$1.5MM
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$1.5MM
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$7MM
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$437K
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$1.2MM
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$1.2MM
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$10MM
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$327K
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$10MM
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$10MM
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$12MM
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$86K
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$38MM
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$38MM
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$3MM
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$277K
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$142MM
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$142MM
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That's Entertainment, Part II (1976)
Lyrics ("Three Little Words" (1930)) (uncredited), Acknowledgement (the special style and content of the musical sequences were created by) |
$5MM
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$5MM
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That's Entertainment! (1974)
Lyrics ("I Wanna Be Loved By You" (1928)) (uncredited), Acknowledgment (composer of the words and music) |
$3.2MM
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$27MM
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$27MM
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$2.9MM
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$200K
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$885K
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Three Little Words (1950)
Writer ("Where Did You Get That Girl?", "She's Mine, All Mine", "My Sunny Tennessee", "So Long! Oo-Long (How Long You Gonna Be Gone?)", "Who's Sorry Now?", "Come on, Papa", "Nevertheless", "All Alone Monday"--, "You Smiled at Me", "I Wanna Be Loved by You", "Thinking of You", "I Love You So Much", "Three Little Words") (uncredited) |
$1.5MM
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$10K
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$239K
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Cocoanut Grove (1938)
Songs By, Lyrics ("Four of the Three Musketeers"), Music ("Four of the Three Musketeers") |
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Everybody Sing (1938)
Lyrics ("Quainty, Dainty Me" (1937), "Snooks (Why? - Because!)" (1937)), Music ("Quainty, Dainty Me" (1937), "Snooks (Why? - Because!)" (1937)), Writer (contributor to dialogue) (uncredited) |
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$105K
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She Was an Acrobat's Daughter (1937)
(Short) - Lyrics ("She Was an Acrobat's Daughter") (uncredited) |
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Walking on Air (1936)
Lyrics ("Cabin On The Hilltop", "My Heart Wants To Dance", "Let's Make a Wish"), Music ("Cabin On The Hilltop"), Writer (screenplay) |
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$5K
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Bright Lights (1935)
Lyrics & Music, Lyrics ("She Was an Acrobat's Daughter" (1935)) (uncredited), Writer (screen play) |
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Kentucky Kernels (1934)
Music And Lyrics By, Writer ("One Little Kiss" (1934), "Supper Song" (1934)) (uncredited), Writer (screen play), Writer (story) |
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Hips, Hips, Hooray! (1934)
Music And Lyrics By, Writer ("Keep Romance Alive" (1933), "Keep On Doin' What You're Doin'" (1933)) (uncredited), Writer (screen play), Writer (story) |
$336K
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Duck Soup (1933)
Music And Lyrics By, Lyrics ("His Excellency Is Due" (1933), "These Are the Laws of My Administration" (1933), "The Country's Going to War" (1933), "Freedonia Hymn" (1933)) (uncredited), Writer (story) |
$105K
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The Kid from Spain (1932)
Lyrics ("But We Must Rise (The College Song)" (1932), "In the Moonlight" (1932), "Look What You've Done" (1932), "What a Perfect Combination" (1932)) (uncredited), Music ("But We Must Rise (The College Song)" (1932), "In the Moonlight" (1932), "Look What You've Done" (1932), "What a Perfect Combination" (1932)) (uncredited), Writer (written for the screen by) |
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Horse Feathers (1932)
Music And Lyrics By, Lyrics ("Whatever It Is, I'm Against It" (1932), "I Always Get My Man" (1932), "Everyone Says I Love You" (1932)) (uncredited), Writer (by) |
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$118K
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The Reckless Hour (1931)
Lyrics ("Nevertheless (I'm in Love with You)" (1931)) (uncredited), Music ("Nevertheless (I'm in Love with You)" (1931)) (uncredited) |
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Check and Double Check (1930)
Music By, Lyrics ("Three Little Words" (Trois Petits Mots), "Nobody Knows But the Lord" (1930) (uncredited)), Writer (story/dialogue) |
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Top Speed (1930)
Lyrics ("Goodness Gracious" (1929), "I'll Know and She'll Know", "Keep Your Undershirt On" (1929), "What Would I Care" (1929), "Sweeter Than You" (1929), "Reaching for the Moon") (uncredited), Writer (by) |
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Animal Crackers (1930)
Lyrics ("You Must Do Your Best Tonight" (1930), "I Represent" (1930), "Hello, I Must Be Going" (1930), "Hooray for Captain Spaulding" (1928), "Why Am I So Romantic?" (1930)) (uncredited), Writer (based on the musical play by) |
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The Cuckoos (1930)
Lyrics And Music By, Lyrics ("Down in Mexico" (1930), "Oh! How We Love Our Alma Mater" (1926), "All Alone Monday" (1926), "California Skies" (1926), "Wherever You Are" (1930), "I'm a Gypsy" (1930), "Good-Bye" (1926), "Tomorrow Never Comes" (1930), "I Love You So Much (It's a Wonder You Don't Feel It)" (1930), "Dancing the Devil Away" (1930)) (uncredited), Writer (book of musical play "The Ramblers") |
$407K
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1
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The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel (2017)
(TV Series) - Lyrics ("Nevertheless (I'm In Love With You)") (1 episode, 2017)
Because You Left (Nov
29,
2017)
Season 1,
Episode 3
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Lyrics ("Nevertheless (I'm In Love With You)") (uncredited)
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1
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2
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Gotham (2015)
(TV Series) - Writer ("Who's Sorry Now?") (1 episode, 2015)
Rise of the Villains: The Son of Gotham (Nov
23,
2015)
Season 2,
Episode 10
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Writer ("Who's Sorry Now?") (uncredited)
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1
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Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries (2015)
(TV Series) - Writer ("I'm So Afraid Of You") (1 episode, 2015) |
1
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Grantchester (2014)
(TV Series) - Writer ("A Kiss to Build a Dream On") (1 episode, 2014)
Episode #1.2 (Jan
25,
2015)
Season 1,
Episode 2
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Writer ("A Kiss to Build a Dream On") (uncredited)
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1
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The Roosevelts: An Intimate History (2014)
(TV Mini-series) - Writer ("Three Little Words") (1 episode, 2014) |
1
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Boardwalk Empire (2010–2012)
(TV Series) - Writer ("So Long Oolong (How Long You Gonna Be Gone?)") (1 episode, 2011), Lyrics ("Who's Sorry Now" (1923)) (1 episode, 2012), Writer ("So Long Oo Long (How Long You Gonna Be Gone?)") (1 episode, 2010), Lyrics ("Who's Sorry Now") (1 episode, 2012) |
4
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1
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So You Think You Can Dance (2012)
(TV Series) - Writer ("I Want to be Loved By You") (1 episode, 2012) |
1
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1
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1
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The Defenders (2010)
(TV Series) - Lyrics ("I Wanna Be Loved by You") (1 episode, 2010)
Nevada v. Rodgers (Oct
27,
2010)
Season 1,
Episode 6
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Lyrics ("I Wanna Be Loved by You") (uncredited)
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1
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Willkommen Österreich (2009)
(TV Series) - Writer ("I Wanna Be Loved By You") (1 episode, 2009)
Die 91. Sendung: Jan Delay & Zeh (Dec
3,
2009)
Season 3,
Episode 12
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Writer ("I Wanna Be Loved By You") (uncredited)
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1
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1
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1
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1
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The Comeback (2005)
(TV Series) - Writer ("I Wanna Be Loved By You") (1 episode, 2005)
Valerie Stands up for Aunt Sassy (Jun
26,
2005)
Season 1,
Episode 4
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Writer ("I Wanna Be Loved By You")
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1
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1
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1
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1
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Jonathan Creek (2003)
(TV Series) - Writer ("Hello I Must Be Going" (a/k/a/ "Hooray For Captain Spaulding")) (1 episode, 2003)
The Tailor's Dummy (Mar
15,
2003)
Season 4,
Episode 3
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Writer ("Hello I Must Be Going" (a/k/a/ "Hooray For Captain Spaulding"))
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1
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The West Wing (2002)
(TV Series) - Writer ("Hooray For Captain Spaulding") (1 episode, 2002)
Enemies Foreign and Domestic (May
1,
2002)
Season 3,
Episode 19
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Writer ("Hooray For Captain Spaulding") (uncredited)
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1
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Hinter Gittern - Der Frauenknast (2002)
(TV Series) - Writer ("I Wanna Be Loved By You") (1 episode, 2002) |
1
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1
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Great Performances: Dance in America (2001)
(TV Series) - Lyrics ("Who's Sorry Now?") (1 episode, 2001) |
1
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Primetime Glick (2001)
(TV Series) - Writer ("A Kiss to Build a Dream On") (1 episode, 2001)
Rob Lowe/Billy Crystal (Jul
4,
2001)
Season 1,
Episode 3
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Writer ("A Kiss to Build a Dream On") (uncredited)
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1
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Lukas (2001)
(TV Series) - Writer ("I Wanna Be Loved By You") (1 episode, 2001)
Der 18. Geburtstag (May
20,
2001)
Season 5,
Episode 10
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Writer ("I Wanna Be Loved By You") (uncredited)
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1
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1
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Zwei Männer am Herd (1999)
(TV Series) - Writer ("I Wanna Be Loved By You") (2 episodes, 1999)
Feuer und Flamme (Nov
9,
1999)
Season 1,
Episode 5
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Writer ("I Wanna Be Loved By You") (uncredited)
Zwei Männer am Herd (Oct
5,
1999)
Season 1,
Episode 1
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Writer ("I Wanna Be Loved By You") (uncredited)
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2
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1
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1
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1
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1
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1
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1
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Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1989–1993)
(TV Series) - Writer ("Hooray for Captain Spaulding") (1 episode, 1993), Lyrics ("Who's Sorry Now?") (1 episode, 1989)
The Atomic Brain (Dec
4,
1993)
Season 6,
Episode 18
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Writer ("Hooray for Captain Spaulding") (uncredited)
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2
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1
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Die Hausmeisterin (1992)
(TV Series) - Writer ("I Wanna Be Loved By You") (1 episode, 1992)
Möglich ist alles... (Jul
15,
1992)
Season 3,
Episode 5
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Writer ("I Wanna Be Loved By You") (uncredited)
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1
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The Golden Girls (1992)
(TV Series) - Writer ("I Wanna Be Loved By You") (1 episode, 1992)
Journey to the Center of Attention (Feb
22,
1992)
Season 7,
Episode 18
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Writer ("I Wanna Be Loved By You")
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1
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1
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1
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1
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1
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Der Andro-Jäger (1983)
(TV Series) - Writer ("I Wanna Be Loved by You") (1 episode, 1983)
Lieber schön und reich (Dec
28,
1983)
Season 2,
Episode 4
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Writer ("I Wanna Be Loved by You") (uncredited)
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1
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Saturday Night Live (1981)
(TV Series) - Lyrics ("I Wanna Be Loved by You") (1 episode, 1981)
Bernadette Peters/The Go-Go's/Billy Joel (Nov
14,
1981)
Season 7,
Episode 6
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Lyrics ("I Wanna Be Loved by You") (uncredited)
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1
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1
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Archie Bunker's Place (1979)
(TV Series) - Lyrics ("Hooray for Captain Spaulding") (1 episode, 1979)
Thanksgiving Reunion: Part 1 (Nov
18,
1979)
Season 1,
Episode 10
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Lyrics ("Hooray for Captain Spaulding") (uncredited)
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1
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1
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All You Need Is Love (1977)
(TV Series) - Lyrics ("Take Your Girlie to the Movies (If You Can't Make Love at Home)") (1 episode, 1977)
Always Chasing Rainbows: Tin Pan Alley (Mar
26,
1977)
Season 1,
Episode 7
-
Lyrics ("Take Your Girlie to the Movies (If You Can't Make Love at Home)") (uncredited)
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1
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The Captain and Tennille (1977)
(TV Series) - Lyrics ("Where Did You Get That Girl?") (1 episode, 1977)
Episode #1.18 (Feb
28,
1977)
Season 1,
Episode 18
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Lyrics ("Where Did You Get That Girl?") (uncredited)
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1
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1
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1
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Chevrolet Presents the Golddiggers (1973)
(TV Series) - Lyrics ("I Wanna Be Loved by You") (1 episode, 1973) |
1
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Top à ... (1972)
(TV Series) - Lyrics ("Je Veux être Aimé par toi" (I Wanna be Loved by you)) (1 episode, 1972)
Jean-Pierre Cassel (Nov
4,
1972)
Season 1,
Episode 17
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Lyrics ("Je Veux être Aimé par toi" (I Wanna be Loved by you))
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1
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The Dick Cavett Show (1971)
(TV Series) - Writer ("Hello, I Must Be Going") (1 episode, 1971)
Debbie Reynolds/Groucho Marx/Erin Fleming/Dan Rowan (Dec
16,
1971)
Writer ("Hello, I Must Be Going") (uncredited)
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1
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Green Acres (1971)
(TV Series) - Lyrics ("Hooray for Captain Spaulding") (1 episode, 1971), Music ("Hooray for Captain Spaulding") (1 episode, 1971)
Star Witness (Jan
26,
1971)
Season 6,
Episode 18
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Lyrics ("Hooray for Captain Spaulding"),
Music ("Hooray for Captain Spaulding")
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1
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The Lawrence Welk Show (1970)
(TV Series) - Lyrics ("Take Your Girlie to the Movies (If You Can't Make Love at Home)") (1 episode, 1970)
Academy Awards (Apr
4,
1970)
Season 15,
Episode 28
-
Lyrics ("Take Your Girlie to the Movies (If You Can't Make Love at Home)") (uncredited)
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1
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The Hollywood Palace (1966)
(TV Series) - Lyrics ("Three Little Words") (1 episode, 1966), Lyrics ("I Wanna be Loved by you") (1 episode, 1966)
Host: Bing Crosby with guests Sid Caesar, Bill Dana and Dorothy Lamour (Nov
26,
1966)
Season 4,
Episode 10
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Lyrics ("I Wanna be Loved by you")
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2
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1
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1
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The Ed Sullivan Show (1965)
(TV Series) - Writer ("Who's Sorry Now?") (1 episode, 1965)
Barry McGuire, Liza Minnelli, Allan Sherman, The Harlem Globetrotters, London Lee, Peter Gennaro, Harry Secombe & Roy Castle (Oct
31,
1965)
Season 19,
Episode 8
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Writer ("Who's Sorry Now?")
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1
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The Legend of Marilyn Monroe (1965)
(TV Movie) - Lyrics ("I Wanna Be Loved by You" (1928)) (uncredited) |
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The Danny Kaye Show (1964)
(TV Series) - Writer ("Nevertheless (I'm In Love With You)") (1 episode, 1964) |
1
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1
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The Danny Thomas Show (1953–1963)
(TV Series) - Lyrics ("Who's Sorry Now?") (2 episodes, 1959), Writer ("Show Me A Rose") (1 episode, 1953), Writer ("Thinking Of You") (1 episode, 1962), Writer ("So Long Oo-Long (How Long You Gonna Be Gone)") (1 episode, 1956) |
5
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The Arthur Haynes Show (1963)
(TV Series) - Writer ("I've Been Floating Down the Old Green River") (1 episode, 1963)
Episode #10.10 (Feb
9,
1963)
Season 10,
Episode 10
-
Writer ("I've Been Floating Down the Old Green River")
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1
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1
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The Dinah Shore Chevy Show (1961)
(TV Series) - Lyrics ("Where Did You Get That Girl, Mister") (1 episode, 1961)
The Dinah Shore Show (Dec
29,
1961)
Season 6,
Episode 4
-
Lyrics ("Where Did You Get That Girl, Mister") (uncredited)
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1
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The Tennessee Ernie Ford Show (1958–1960)
(TV Series) - Writer ("Who's Sorry Now?") (1 episode, 1958), Writer ("Take Your Girlie to the Movies") (1 episode, 1960)
Cliff Arquette and Minnie Pearl (Jun
16,
1960)
Season 4,
Episode 35
-
Writer ("Take Your Girlie to the Movies") (uncredited)
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2
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The Untouchables (1959)
(TV Series) - Lyrics ("Nevertheless (I'm in Love with You)" ) (1 episode, 1959)
The Underground Railway (Dec
31,
1959)
Season 1,
Episode 12
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Lyrics ("Nevertheless (I'm in Love with You)" ) (uncredited)
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1
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Startime (1959)
(TV Series) - Lyrics ("Where Did You Get That Girl?") (1 episode, 1959)
George Burns in the Big Time (Nov
17,
1959)
Season 1,
Episode 7
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Lyrics ("Where Did You Get That Girl?") (uncredited)
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1
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2
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You Bet Your Life (1956)
(TV Series) - Lyrics ("Three Little Words", "Nevertheless (I'm In Love With You)", "The Window Cleaners") (1 episode, 1956)
Episode #6.38 (Jun
14,
1956)
Season 6,
Episode 38
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Lyrics ("Three Little Words", "Nevertheless (I'm In Love With You)", "The Window Cleaners")
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1
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The Jack Benny Program (1955)
(TV Series) - Writer ("Hooray for Captain Spaulding (with revised lyrics)") (1 episode, 1955)
Jack Is a Contestant (Apr
3,
1955)
Season 5,
Episode 14
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Writer ("Hooray for Captain Spaulding (with revised lyrics)") (uncredited)
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1
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The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show (1951)
(TV Series) - Lyrics ("Where Did You Get That Girl?") (1 episode, 1951)
New Dresses for the Concert (Dec
6,
1951)
Season 2,
Episode 6
-
Lyrics ("Where Did You Get That Girl?") (uncredited)
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1
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The Kate Smith Hour (1950)
(TV Series) - Lyrics ("Nevertheless (I'm in Love with You)") (1 episode, 1950)
Episode dated 3 October 1950 (Oct
3,
1950)
Lyrics ("Nevertheless (I'm in Love with You)") (uncredited)
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1
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The Milton Berle Show (1949)
(TV Series) - Lyrics ("Hooray for Captain Spaulding") (1 episode, 1949)
Episode #2.11 (Nov
29,
1949)
Season 2,
Episode 11
-
Lyrics ("Hooray for Captain Spaulding") (uncredited)
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1
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Fallout 2: A Post-Nuclear Role-Playing Game (1998)
(Video Game) - Writer ("A Kiss To Build A Dream On") |
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